Quiz #4

I'm going to do the quiz a bit differently this week.

Instead of the poll format followed by the answers in a few days how about we just cut all the red tape and go straight to the answers? It will probably be more fun for you this way.

The whole quiz will be done like the answers have previously been done which will give you immediate feedback. Cool? Yes? No? Let me know what you think. Also let me know how you did. I'm also going to up the number of questions from 8 to 12 - at least this week. Make sure though that you don't get too wrapped up in the other blogs that you don't come back to the quiz.

I mean it's okay to read the other blogs. That's why I do this anyhow... to promote blogs I've enjoyed reading.... however, come back to the quiz!!! And don't forget to leave a comment!!

Who said:

1) His hand lightly grazed my ass and I shivered. He rubbed a circle on one cheek then popped me hard.

Elis

Bella

Grace

Eva


2) One paddle that kept drawing my eye was a solitary heart-shaped paddle made of lacewood.

Dante

Paul

Chris

Bonnie

3) You are the people that understand where I've been, where I want to be, and where I'm going.

Grace

Tracy

Anne Elizabeth

Lily

4) Yes I realize I am a spoiled brat. But I have been this way for a long time.

Sky

Tiggr

Elis

Lily

5) .... we often think the grass is greener because someone we "know" writes glowingly of their intensely satisfying role in a relationship - that's perfectly natural, but it may not be for you.

Anne Elizabeth

Sky

Bonnie

Bella

6) Look! It's the Weinermobile!

Bonnie

Bonnie

Bonnie

Bonnie

7) Personally I couldn't give a damn, I'm proud to be a spanko, I wouldn't shout it from the rooftops, but...

Elis

Paul

Theresa

Suzq

8) Visitors are a lovely thing. Numerous visitors are an awesome thing !

Lily

Maggie

Anne Elizabeth

Tracy

9) He made me go on all fours on the bed and said he would do them in sets of 10 and if I got out of position he would start those 10 again.

Tiggr

Lily

Sky

Grace

10) He'd picked up the hairbrush by then, the widest, thickest wooden hairbrush in our collection (yes, I actually picked it out).

Elis

Tiggr

Grace

Lily

11) I know from some of his actions, particularly when I've mouthed off one or eight times too many, he gets this chills up my spine look and just his stance says that if he could do what he really wanted to do, I would probably end up kissing the grout between the tiles on the floor.

Eva

Maggie

Bella

Lily

12) It wasn't very long at all before I was kicking and crying, and when the "please" fell off the "please stop!" he yanked down my pajama bottoms and spanked even harder.

Grace

Tracy

Bella

Anne Elizabeth

Old Poll

About six weeks ago I posted one of my very first polls. The response wasn't too shabby considering my blog was less than a month old at the time. The results are as follows.....

37 votes total
What's your personal take on female ejaculation?
	It doesn't really exist (0)	0%
	I believe it exists but have never experienced it (13)	36%
	I think I have experienced it a time or two (3)	8%
	I know I've experienced it a time or two (10)	28%
	I experience it often (7)	19%
	I experience it every time I have an orgasm (2)	6%
	None of the above (1)	3%

I am just wondering.... how many of you learned about this in ways such as CeeCi learned about it? How'd you find out about it? How old were you? Were you married when you found out? I'm just really curious because it's hard to find good info on this topic. Most of it's porno and that's okay I suppose but that's not what I'm looking for. I mean if I want to watch it happen all I have to do is set up a camera in my bedroom.

Go ahead. Make my day. Fill my comments with your stories. If there's enough response, I'll do a post kinda like Bonnie does with her Sunday Brunches.... only this isn't Sunday. It's Saturday. And it's not a brunch, it's more like a midnight snack. Anyhow, let's talk.

You go first.....

Multi-Tasking

Our first night alone after Adam's project came to an end turned out to be nicely productive. What can I say? There was spanking. There was sex. It was all slow and relaxed. He was exhausted. I was tired. We'd been apart for way too long. There was no stopping it. Neither of us wanted to stop it.

The crop.

Oh yeah.

He got the crop out. I can't help loving that thing. The super glue is holding up nicely. He used it everywhere. The crop... not the glue... And what's really amazing is how he knows exactly the right amount of sting... or rubbing..... to apply. The amount the rear end gets is different than what the kitty gets. And what the boobs get is a totally different animal than those other parts.

And even when he's exhausted he can still multitask very well. Sometimes it seems like I am so lost in what he's doing that it feels like the tip of the crop is spanking, rubbing, caressing all parts of me at all times. One might think he held a crop in each hand. That's impossible. We only own one.

Then how - tell me - can I feel it everywhere at once? It's another one of those amazing little mysteries that I'll probably never know the answer to. And on top of feeling the crop everywhere at once, I could feel his other hand touching me. And of course while all this was happening, he was inside me. Yet another sensation to experience. It all became overwhelmingly wonderful.

And when it is overwhelmingly wonderful... yeah well... things get SOAKED. Drenched, I tell ya. Drenched.

Towels. There's a T word when we get to it for Gratitude Tuesday. They catch the brunt of it. And they soak up the rest of it. And from there, sleep comes upon me like a ... well I don't know. I just know that I sleep extremely well after such moments. And what made it even nicer that first night was just having him there.

He said he's going to go away more often because it makes me "more cuddly." Yeah well. He may be good at multitasking but really, he's not THAT good. He can't be away AND loving me like he did that night at the same time.

Multitasking has it's limits.

I don't think I am all that eager to experience them - the limits, that is - again anytime soon.

Happy Birthday, Bonnie

We interrupt our regularly scheduled blog in order to bring you this special presentation. Please join the celebration as we throw a surprise party for Bonnie, the spanko blogger!!

Happy Birthday Bonnie!!

Me? A Control Freak?

So Sky enticed me on her blog to try this little diddy. I knew better. Really I did.

You Are 64% Control Freak

You are a pretty major control freak, though you may not know it. While your confidence is inspiring, your bossy ways tend to scare people off.

Are You A Control Freak?

Bossy ways? I'm really not bossy but I do believe that typically if you meet me, you will not like me. People have claimed that I'm stubborn but really, I don't think that I am. I just think I'm RIGHT. There's a difference, ya know. And honestly, I'm kidding. I don't believe I'm right about much.

And confident? Me? Hardly.

I suppose I may appear so to some but for the most part when given a chance to speak up, I will simply sit and observe. Every year my boss puts in my evaluation that I need to share more of my ideas. I'm always afraid others will think my ideas are dumb... especially since one coworker looks at me and says things like "why would you do it that way?" Like I'm an idiot or something. Ah, but I'm on to her because three times she took my idea and claimed it as her own after making me feel stupid.

No, I've never ratted her out but it makes me want to say to my boss "well I have done that but so and so steals my thoughts." I've learned to just not share... to just do and people will notice.

Control freak? Yeah I guess I am in some ways. And really since I started taking zoloft... well that drug has done wonders for me. People could probably poop on my floors and I'd laugh. Well not really but I am much calmer than I used to be. My friends refer often to my pre-zoloft days as opposed to my post zoloft days.

Anyhow, I suppose I am controlling in some things but really, I hate to think of myself as a freak. I used to get enough of that "freaky feeling" when it came to spanking. I don't like feeling freaky in other areas as well! LOL

In reality, I'm not a control freak. I don't have to be in control. The one thing I can't stand is being out of control. There's a difference. I don't' have to drive the car .... I don't have to be behind the wheel BUT check out this situation... I definitely could NOT even be a passenger in this vehicle. No way. No how. It's too much loss of control.

Could you do it?

Toyota - Do you believe??? - video powered by Metacafe

Quiz #3 Answers

To see the results of how you all answered go here.

To view the correct answers you must click on the links provided. Each name of a person is a link.

Here we go.....

1. "I am really feeling it today, my bottom is not red or anything but all the muscles seem to be aching like I had been on a long run or something."

Grace

Eva

Lily

Padme


2. "And what's this one to grow on, one to laugh about, one to make sure he got the number right... One for last year in case he forgot one, one for next year in case he loses count..."

Saradora

Sparkle

Bonnie

Elis


3. "When I saw him standing there, I just sighed, turned around, and presented my bottom to him."

Eva

Elis

Grace

Cassie


4. I have always been good at ignoring what is right in front of me if I didn’t want to see it.

Grace

Cassie

Elis

Padme

5. "I recently learned, much to my shock, that I have a fetish."

Elis

Tiggr

Dante

Grace


6. "I need it hard. I need it rough. I want to hear the crack of the paddle as it hits my ass hard."

Padme

Sky

Grace

Tiggr


7. "Mhmmmmm, mhmmmm, mhmmmm. I tell you, Campbell's Soup never tasted as good as that man looks!"

SuZQ

Anne Elizabeth

Saradora

Bonnie


8. "Every stroke that landed started out as a warm line across my skin but quickly escalated into a searing burn."

Eva

Bonnie

Tiggr

Bethie

N is for Naughty & I'd Like You to Meet Maggie

.... not that Maggie is Naughty or anything. LOL I just want you to meet her.

Wow~ It's Tuesday already! Already? Are you kidding me? I just finished the longest 2 weeks or so of my life, but it's over now. Adam is home and last night we had a night by ourselves.

It was good. No, it was better than that. The crop was put to VERY good use and as always sex was awesome, spectacular, and very very calming.

The pity party is over... life can get back to normal. Hopefully. And in the meantime N is the letter of the week... that is if I said the alphabet correctly!!

Here's to a much better week... and a little bit of fun!!!

Naughtiness - This is the main ingredient for my thankfulness this week. And it's going to be, oh, so much fun.

Nap - A short sleep is always welcome especially after a nice wet round of naughtiness and spankings.

Never - The last time I used this word, I was spanked and loved every second of it so for sure I'm thankful for words such as that which get me into trouble.

New - I'm thankful to not be the new kid on the block here in blogland any longer. Otherwise I'd never had the nerve to take CeeCi's idea in this direction. In other words, this is relaxing and fun.

New England - I want to be screwed and spanked there in the fall some day....before I die. I don't want much out of life but this would sure be nice. I was there years ago and truly am thankful to have been to such a gorgeous part of God's country.

New York - There too... same as New England. I'm also thankful for New York to have been able to endure what it did 5 years ago and come through on the other side showing this nation what they are truly made of.

Nipple - I'm pretty certain this one needs no explanation whatsoever for all you kindred spirits out there but just in case, aren't ya thankful for the sensations they give?

No - I got spanked once for using this word, too. I'm thankful for NO because it can help to keep me out of trouble now and then. It also has a way of getting me INTO trouble, too.

Note - Sometimes Adam leaves me notes telling me what's coming later that day. I'm always thankful for those sorts of things!! Fun, fun, fun.

Nine - The number of orgasms a lady likes in one evening?? Who wouldn't be thankful?

Noisy - An empty nest is a must for this. I'm thankful for the noise we can now make.

Night - Again, another one that needs no explanation for all you like minded folks.

Nuts - Ummm.... hmmmm.... well.... uhhhh...... errrrr..... pecans are good but cashews are my favorite.

Okay that was fun.... but in sincerity I am thankful for this kind of fun and naughtiness because quite truthfully it's the glue that holds my world with Adam up there on a higher plane.

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Have y'all met Maggie yet?

She just started her blog this month. Stop over and meet her. I've been linked to her for a week or so but want to make sure you all notice!!

Here's a sample from her blog...

Okay, exactly how does a wife tell her husband that yes, she, an adult, a grown woman, wants to be literally turned over his knee and be spanked? And not just a playful spanking. I just cannot imagine having that conversation without him having me committed.

We have a pretty good communication level. But this, this just throws me for a loop! I don't know if I would burst into tears half way through the conversation, or fall on my (unspanked) butt laughing. Or just run out the door in embarrassment. I can picture all three happening, and probably more that my mind won't let me think about.

I've read all over the place that in most cases it's the wife bringing the husband around to this taken in hand relationship. Why do I feel like I would be the only one in the entire world to die from this conversation? Surely he could only laugh now every time he saw me. Would everyone around us just know that I asked him for this and now they giggle behind my back?

I am relieved to know that I'm not the only woman to want this. That thinks about living this way of life. This is a good thing to know! But how the heck do I get from point A to point B without being declared totally weird?

What Were You Thinking?

So I got to feeling all serious today. Things started popping into my head. I started thinking about spanking. It will always be a part of who and what we are. It will be a very private part of our sex lives and our life in general.

I know many people who would think I'm off my rocker if I was to tell them how much I love the submissive feeling spanking gives me. I don't need or want to be made to feel stupid though so I keep that all to myself. But then... there's this blog....

The panic sets in... who am I kidding...how private is it all when I've put it out there for you all to read?

And you know, there's someone very very close to where I live who keeps reading and I wonder... do they know? Are they watching? WHY IS SOMEONE FROM MY AREA READING MY BLOG ALL THE TIME? Betcha might be wondering if it's you. I don't think this person has ever commented.

So anyhow, I'm getting all serious about posting something saying that I gotta quit blogging because I'm scared to death of what could happen. Yeah, I know. It's stupid. Nothing my hubby and I agree to behind closed doors can be illegal can it? We don't do drugs. We don't even drink. I used to smoke but don't anymore. I'm pretty certain that consensual spanking would be no one's business. How about blogging about it?

So I did a google image search. You know me and my google searches, yes? This time I searched for "what were you thinking?" I had hopes of finding the perfect graphic that would express to you all how very much I love you, love my blog, BUT also help you all to understand that the risks are just too great.

And guess what? I took one look at the pictures that came up and nearly peed my pants. The laughter took over and the desire to do another post like my oral sex post took over. Heck with it. I'm not worried.

Sooooo....



here




we




go......


These are the results from googling "what were you thinking?"




Why does Elmer never have his gun when Bugs is RIGHT THERE in front of him?













No Way!! I gotta get a copy of this!!









I've never been to an orgy. Never wanted to go to one. Never got invited to one. Wouldn't have gone if I had been invited but somehow I don't imagine an orgy is anything like this.






Actually, I'd be more curious to know what's with the oven mitt laying on the floor by the wall than I'd be in learning what they are planning to do with that tampon.









Wouldn't this kind of be like kissing a corpse?








So how many souls do you think this man will touch with your dollar? Why do I not trust him?














So I'm not bothered really that a man would present roses in such a manner as this. It's down right sexy and erotic if you ask me. I am HOWEVER bothered by the idea of TWO men allowing themselves to be seen like this by the other man. I mean if Adam were to do something like this I don't think he'd want another guy knowing about it. At any rate, my favorite roses are Fire and Ice... you know... just in case....



If anyone gets this, please explain it to me. Unlike the cowboy hat in the oral sex post, I honestly don't get this one.







Ummm... could you do me a favor? Just check my pulse real quick. Thanks. You're a doll.













ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THIS definitely qualifies for the "what were you thinking" 1st place award.





Whew. I think I've had enough "what were you thinking?" fun tonight. I'm going to bed.

Blogger Quiz #3

This is quiz 3.

Pick your answers, submit them, record them.

Late Tuesday I'll post the "winning" answers and you will be able to click on all answers to view the CORRECT answers.

Quiz #3

1. "I am really feeling it today, my bottom is not red or anything but all the muscles seem to be aching like I had been on a long run or something." - Please Select -GraceEvaLilyPadme 2. "And what's this one to grow on, one to laugh about, one to make sure he got the number right... One for last year in case he forgot one, one for next year in case he loses count..." - Please Select -SaradoraSparkleBonnieElis 3. "When I saw him standing there, I just sighed, turned around, and presented my bottom to him." - Please Select -EvaElisGraceCassie 4. I have always been good at ignoring what is right in front of me if I didn’t want to see it. - Please Select -GraceCassieElisPadme 5. "I recently learned, much to my shock, that I have a fetish." - Please Select -ElisTiggrDanteGrace 6. "I need it hard. I need it rough. I want to hear the crack of the paddle as it hits my ass hard." - Please Select -PadmeSkyGraceTiggr 7. "Mhmmmmm, mhmmmm, mhmmmm. I tell you, Campbell's Soup never tasted as good as that man looks!" - Please Select -SuZQAnne ElizabethSaradoraBonnie 8. "Every stroke that landed started out as a warm line across my skin but quickly escalated into a searing burn." - Please Select -EvaBonnieTiggrBethie Current Results

It's Always Darkest Just Before the Dawn

As I type this morning, the sun is rising on a new day. I'm glad. Yesterday wasn't so hot. Today will be better hopefully. Adam is meeting me, our three girls and son in law for breakfast at our local Denny's this morning. That will be nice. We don't get to do that often since two of our kids live out of state. I'm looking forward to that here in another hour.

And I do feel better than last night's rant would indicate. I just miss him. That's all. It's not that I mind sharing him. That's not it at all. It's that the rest of the world right now is refusing to share him with ME. Truthfully, they don't even know who I am. That's the way I want it. Some have asked him if he's even married. And in those rare moments when I do happen to be around they just look at me like I'm in the way and will blow by me to get to him not knowing or caring that he and I were trying to communicate for a brief moment. But they don't know. And at that moment their need is all that matters. At least to them.

Tomorrow the dust will begin to settle a bit. I do believe he's actually planning on spending the evening at home... just the two of us. I hope we can reconnect quickly, easily.

We'll see.

Anyhow, I just thought I should let all you wonderful friends know that I'm okay. Today is brighter. It couldn't possibly be much darker than yesterday was. Or could it? Geeze, I hope not. I will do my part to make it better.

Thanks for being such good friends.

It's Awful . . . . .

WARNING: SERIOUS VENTING AND RANTING AHEAD

I got up just long enough to post this.... Now I'm going back to bed. I'm okay. Adam should be home soon and life will get back to normal. Until then, I'm waiting. No cheetos or cheesecake for me but could someone pass the sunchips? The Garden Salsa ones, please?

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Okay actually, I haven't spent all this time in bed. I've warned you ... never take me seriously. The truth of the matter is that I had to get up and go to work this morning. Then I came home and posted the above little diddy which was me just having fun.

Fun time is over.

This isn't fun or funny any longer.

Yes, Adam's been working on a big project since last Thursday. He spent 3 or 4 nights away from home but then started missing his own bed so he's been coming home at night BUT he hasn't gotten in until very late. Then he sleeps 3 or 4 hours and goes back and does it all again. The project will be done soon. Finally. Thank God but truthfully, I'm so frustrated I could scream.

See, everywhere we go these days Adam is recognized locally. It takes 3 hours if he goes in the store with me. We used to love to shop and do things together. Now I usually just leave him talking with someone and go ahead of him.

Tonight he wanted me on the project site so I could have dinner with him. I went. He couldn't break away for dinner. He honestly couldn't. People needed him with legitimate questions. I finally said screw dinner and I left.

He called me twice. I was crying and hung up on him the first time. I understand that he has to do what he has to do but I am so unimportant to him right now that it hurts more than I can actually handle. I'm mad at him. I don't like feeling this way but after being on the site for an hour and people were still coming up to him and asking things.....

Finally as the crowd thinned out, we were finally headed for supper. But yet again someone comes up to him saying "ya got a minute?" A minute doesn't mean a minute to these people. That's when I walked.

I just wanted supper with him without 50 million people pulling him from me. It's been over a week. I'm at the end of my rope. Oh sure, it could be worse.

I don't know how the wives of our servicemen stand their men being gone so long. That would be horrible. At least they know though that their men would rather be home with them. I don't have that luxury. I'm competing with his job and to be honest, I don't think I can any more. I see the look in his eye. I hear what he talks about... it's never us anymore.... just his work and the people there.

The other day on my way home from work I called to tell him something. He went on and on about his day for a few minutes and then someone needed him... and he had to go.

I don't mean to sound so needy and selfish. I'm not really. Believe it or not there was a time when he clung so tightly to me that I would have killed for moments such as this. I'm glad he's so very happy with his life. I'm just tired of not being part of it. And I don't WANT to be a part of his work life any more than he wants to be a part of mine. It's good that we both have jobs we love. I just never thought his would take up ALL his time. And what do I do?

Get on this friggin' computer talking to a bunch of strangers. I've neglected other things in my life just to be on here.... and spanking? Well honestly that mood is certainly gone. I'm hurting enough that I honestly just don't want him touching me right now.

And what's worse here is that I'm diabetic. I'm hungry. I forgot my meds before work today so I'm a shaky mess right now.

I think I'll order a pizza. I can do that online and have it delivered right to the front door without having to talk to anyone.

And then? I probably will go back to bed... for real. There's nothing else to do around here.

Sometimes ya just gotta vent.

It's getting worse.....

I'm staying in bed till Adam comes home and spanks me.

The Nest is TOOOO Empty

I miss him. I don't feel much like myself so it's hard to come up with an idea to write about. I'll be back to normal soon though. He can't stay away forever. Well he could... but he won't. And when he comes home, I'll give him a day or two to rest up then I'm handing him every spanking implement I can get my hands on. It's been way too long!!

He's been coming home to sleep but I'm long since passed out when he comes in. Then we both get up around 5 and rush out the door. I miss climbing into bed with him. I miss him holding me. I miss him touching me. Loving me. Spanking me. The crop is idle. And I'm getting a bit greedy and needy.

The little dude up above with the big hand makes me smile. Adam's hand can really hurt my rear but I think sometimes he ends up hurting his hand more than it hurts me. That can't be any fun. That's part of the reason - I suppose - that we like the crop so much.

Anyhow, I wanted an empty nest. I longed for it. I've enjoyed it. But this is ridiculous. Be careful what you wish for. If you get it, it might be more than you wanted. I certainly don't mind having no children in the house but I sure do want Adam back.

Soon. He'll be home soon. I still don't know when but it won't be soon enough. I'm slipping into a funk here. Remember Grace being down last week? That's how I'm starting to feel. I miss Adam. I want to just climb into bed and stay there.

Yeah that's it. I'm going to bed early.

And the Survey Says..... Quiz #2 Answers

To see the results of how you all voted, go here.

Click on the one you thought was correct....

1. "True to form my former self never said a word assuming any good husband would read my mind and know what I was feeling."

a) Tiggr

b) Elis

c) Grace

d) SuZQ


2. "Stud? Are we horny today?"

a) Tiggr

b) Wind

c) SnN

d) Sparkle


3. "It wasn't terribly clear to me that the spreader bar was included with the ankle cuffs..."

a) Sparkle

b) Sky

c) Tiggr

d) Lily


4. "I am more connected to my being than I've been in a very long time. I'm proud of myself for my accomplishments."

a) SnN

b) Grace

c) SuZQ

d) CeeCi


5. "I laughed and laughed, I hugged his neck, and I felt so much relief."

a) Grace

b) CeeCi

c) Cassie

d) SnN


6. "Call it hormones. Call it the approach of a full moon."

a) Bonnie

b) Sky

c) Theresa

d) Sparkle


7. "....to conform to or attempt to compete with the slim-waisted, bountiful-boobed, long-legged model-types..."

a) Elis

b) Tiggr

c) Eva

d) Sky


8. "I'm sorry but I could just see this man on a mission..."

a) Elis

b) Tiggr

c) Theresa

d) Cassie



Well? How'd you do this time??

Magnificent M

Is it Tuesday already??

Magnet - fun to play with. I have these heavy duty ones that came with a set of coins from across the pond cuz our American money isn't magnetic. Way cool.

Moon - fun to look at out my bedroom window after Adam has tanned my bottom and done other wonderful things to my body.

Monkey - fun to watch in the zoo. One made a pass at Adam once. Blew him kisses and everything.

Mask - fun to wear on Halloween although they kind of make me claustrophobic. I just like seeing everyone else dress up.

Monday - fun to just get it over with so that the weekend comes back around.

Money - fun to find when you are down to your last couple of bucks. I found $5 I didn't know I had today. That was fun. I probably had $100 or so in my wallet but that unexpected $5 made my day.

Mail - fun to receive unless it's bills then I don't really like it but yesterday I got some fun mail. Remember my "oh my God" hitachi wand post? Yeah well yesterday these arrived: Click here if you dare.

My place of employment - fun place to be most of the time (yes its name starts with M). I am not only grateful for my job, I also happen to like it.

Men - fun to ... well you know... just one particular man though.

Matrimony - fun to be a part of for 25 wonderful years with the most wonderful man in the world who hasn't spanked me lately... or made love to me... ummm ... wait... he's quickly losing status here but matrimony is still really fun.

Magazine - fun to read on a rainy day if it's not some boring national geographic or something.

Mother - fun to remember because mine died when I was 16. My mom was ornery though. She used to play jokes on my dad. They were both teachers. One night he fell asleep on the couch. She was grading papers. She couldn't resist the urge and took a black sharpie and colored his toenails permanently black. The next morning he died but we never ever quit laughing about that. She also used to tell him there was a long distance call for him when he was in the shower. Not. Okay I could talk about mom (and dad) all day. I'll stop.

March - fun because it's Adam's birthday month and spring is springing up and school's almost out and the roads aren't so slippery and icy anymore.

Math - fun. period. It is, too. Get over it.

Morning - fun because a new day has just begun and that's when I am at my very best.

Motor - fun because it moves things... like cars... and lawn mowers...

Music - fun to sing along with even though I can't sing and if I started you all would beg me to please stop and I would... actually I'd never sing in front of you to begin with. I could be jailed for torturing you.

Mouse - fun to have on the computer cuz if we didn't have mice then we'd have to do everything with the keyboard and that would be totally frustrating.

M&M's - fun because they're chocolate and my guess is that we all like stuff that melts in our mouths.

Mouth - fun for lots of things... like eating chocolate.

M is just a fun letter....

Oral Sex, A.D.D., and Boredom

I'm finding myself extremely bored because Adam is away. He will be home soon enough, I know but in the meantime I've been struggling for things to do in order to alleviate the boredom. Ten days feels like a long time.

I've been blogging for nearly 3 months now and if you've been reading along you probably have pretty much figured out that my mind goes in many different directions. I confess, I do indeed have adult A.D.D. I can get off topic easily without even knowing it at the time but I can also come back to the topic easily. It's a nice trait to have .... sometimes.

At any rate this is an off topic post. I did a google image search for "oral sex." I just have to show you some of the things that came up. Before I do though, the reason I thought to do this particular search is because I discovered this first picture on someone's blog and just wondered if there was more good stuff out there..... enjoy... this is definitely me just having fun.



Oral sex. Get it?? Hahahahahaha























I'm thinkin' there's just not a whole lot of commentary I could add to this.












I reckon this here's some pretty noteworthy advice.














I was well into adulthood before I realized this doesn't qualify as oral sex.












I have no idea why this one would show up in an oral sex search. I do think it's rather lovely though so I decided to include it. Painted on tattoos? Or real? Looks painted to me.














What is a sketch of a dude in a 10-gallon cowboy hat doing in my google search??












Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha ahhhh ha ha ha ha

Should have known I couldn't get through dozens of pages of images on oral sex without billy boy showin' up.













I'm not.. I repeat not into anything with animals. I just thought this was funnier than heck. You may have to click on the photo to see that itty bitty caption at the top. Better yet, I'll just tell ya what it says ... "Bill, Let's call her Monica."


And this concludes the oral sex tour. Please stay seated until we come to a complete stop and then exit to your left. And PLEASE: Resist the urge to explain the cowboy hat to me.

Blogger Quiz #2

It's another quiz!!! Pick who you believe said each quote and don't forget to click "submit" at the end.


A number of you also said you forgot your answers last week between Sunday and Wednesday so you may want to write them down to check later. Actually I'll post the answers late Tuesday sometime.

Who Said That?

1. "True to form my former self never said a word assuming any good husband would read my mind and know what I was feeling." - Please Select -TiggrElisGraceSuZQ 2. "Stud? Are we horny today?" - Please Select -TiggrWindSnNSparkle 3. "It wasn't terribly clear to me that the spreader bar was included with the ankle cuffs..." - Please Select -SparkleSkyTiggrLily 4. "I am more connected to my being than I've been in a very long time. I'm proud of myself for my accomplishments." - Please Select -SnNGraceSuZQCeeCi 5. "I laughed and laughed, I hugged his neck, and I felt so much relief." - Please Select -GraceCeeCiCassieSnN 6. "Call it hormones. Call it the approach of a full moon." - Please Select -BonnieSkyTheresaSparkle 7. "....to conform to or attempt to compete with the slim-waisted, bountiful-boobed, long-legged model-types..." - Please Select -ElisTiggrEvaSky 8. "I'm sorry but I could just see this man on a mission..." - Please Select -ElisTiggrTheresaCassie Current Results