Saturday, December 30, 2006
Ok, Everyone....
CeeCi has requested we put out short tutorials on fixing this blog rolling problem. Seeing as it apparently isn't going to fix itself!!
Here's all you need to do.....
When you post something new go to www.blogrolling.com. On the left there is a menu with the title bar "Navigation." The 8th choice is "ping form." Click on it and fill it out. For site title I type in "nothing random" and for my url I type in evadry.blogspot.com. When it's all filled out, click "ping" and you're done.
It only takes a minute to do this and it lets us blogrollers know you have a new post.
Friday, December 29, 2006
Since the Kids are Grown - Round 2
Don't get me wrong... we're having a blast with them - most of the time anyhow. So when I read what Elis said about reposting something from the past, I went back to the beginning of my blog and ta-da!! Look what I found.... at the moment, I'm thinking "I wrote this? Really?" It's GREAT to read this again and know that better days are just around the corner for us.
Oh, I'm also just changing the date on it. Lazy, I know. It won't appear in my July Archives anymore. It was originally posted July 18th when this blog was just a week old.

Twenty five things we now can do because the kids are grown:
- Sleep in the nude with the bedroom door open
- Pee with the bathroom door open
- Do anything with any door open
- Have sex anytime we like
- Make love anytime we like (there is a difference as we all know)
- Spank Eva's bottom anytime we like
- Spank Eva's bottom in any room we like
- Spank Eva's bottom anyway we like
- Talk dirty
- Keep a blog
- Never ever wear panties unless leaving the house
- Take a PEACEFUL roadtrip
- Go visit the children
- Leave their lights on
- Drag dried grass and dead leaves into their house
- Leave their bathroom sink running at just a trickle
- Leave finger prints on their windows
- Take them a stray cat and force them to keep it and feed it
- Did I mention Spanking Eva's bottom any time we like
- spank Eva's bottom in any room we like
- spank Eva's bottom any way we like
- Eat dinner in the nude
- okay... no one's eating in the nude here but we could if we wanted to
- Leave toys out on the night stand or laying beside the bed on the floor
- Spank Eva's bottom. Any time. Anywhere. Anyhow. Period.
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Back to Blogging Business
Nearly six months ago I started this blog as a means to express a very private side of my life. No one that I know of in my "real" world knows about this side of me or this blog. It's been fun over these recent months. I've made many friends. I've written a number of posts. Lately though not too many of these posts have been about our favorite topic.Life is in the way. Holidays..... family... a new puppy...
All of those have proven to be mood killers. The holidays have worn me out. The family is all around us and they certainly don't want to hear mom and dad spanking and making love anymore than I care to be heard. And the pup? Well, he's just downright adorable but he is a bit high maintenance with potty training and all.
Elis told me to get him used to the sounds of a spanking early on. He's been here almost two weeks now and hasn't got to hear a single spanking. It's going to be another couple weeks before it happens... unless we get lucky and the house clears out. I'm hoping he's not one of these overprotective sort of pooches. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that he's the type that just lets out a snort, rolls over and goes back to sleep.
I took him to the vet today for his checkup and shots. The vet had a good time with him. She gave him "cookies" and called him "super kid." And she gave me lots of good advice on dealing with a small dog. She said the next few months are crucial in deciding if he'll be a devil dog or a sweet dog. Sweet it is. She did - however - say that his breed tends to be very protective of his owners. I thought "Oh great. What about the spankings?" I found myself wanting to blurt out "but we're spankos.... how do we deal with him then?" Of course, common sense grabbed hold of me before I actually said anything. We'll deal with it when the time comes.
Anyhow, the house is empty now. Too bad Adam's not here. I would gladly submit to a good sound spanking now. It's been way too long. He's at work. I'm home alone. Everyone went shopping. Ewe. Yuck. I hate shopping. I like the empty house though. I just wish Adam was here. Like I said it's been waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too long since my last spanking.
And in case anyone happens to be reading who doesn't understand what the big deal is, let me explain. When Eva goes too long without a spanking, she tends to get cranky, sarcastic, and yes, sometimes mean. A spanking knocks that right out of me. Not only that, when Eva hasn't been spanked, she gets edgy, restless, and fidgety. Believe it or not, a spanking cures that too.
And the sex?
That's just the sprinkles on the doughnut that makes all seem right with the world.

So this ought to explain why - when we witness a bitchy woman - we spankos immediately think "someone needs to put her over his knee and spank her ass." We know. Even if the bitchy one doesn't know, WE DO. A spanking cures all ill will. At least in me it does.
Since that's not going to happen today though I think the pup and I will go take a nap. (and no, that's not our pup - ours is way cuter)
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
The ABC Meme
Another Meme lifted from Maggie.....And I promise, this will be the last one for a while.A - Accent: What accent? (Resist the urge, Twin!!)
B - Breakfast Item: A handful of meds
C- Chore you hate: At home - laundry; At work - lesson plans
D - Dad's Name: Thomas
E - Essential everyday item: Glasses, car keys
F - Flavor ice cream: Pierre's Ice Cream Sandwich Ice Cream
G - Gold or Silver: Silver
H - Hometown: A very small podunky town about 15 minutes from the very small podunky town I now live in.
I - Insomnia: Not since I discovered the benefits of Tylenol PM
J - Job Title: Instructor
K - Kids: 3 girls and 1 Son in law
L - Living arrangements: Very Married
M - Mum's birthplace: Yet one more podunky town about an hour from here.
N - Number of significant others you've had: Just Adam
O - Overnight hospital stays: A few....
P - Phobia: Reptiles and other non domesticated critters
Q - Queer: Aren't we all in one way or another?
R - Religious Affiliation: Christian
S - Siblings: 1 brother
T - Time you wake up: when my alarm goes off.. Usually around 5
U - Unnatural hair colors you've had: Just reddish brown which looks natural but isn't my dark brunette natural color which is very gray now days.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Cooked spinach, asparagus
W - Worst habit: Wasting too much time on the computer
X - X-rays you've had: No one really cares about this...
Y - Yummy: Mexican food!!! Italian, too.
Z - Zodiac sign: Cancer
Monday, December 25, 2006
Well??????
Thursday, December 21, 2006
If I Were a Hooker
Theresa!! I think it was Theresa!!
**gone to check**
It was, it was!!!
The idea is is that if you want to know what your name would be if you'd been a hooker you combine the name of your first pet with the name of the street where you grew up.
Ha!!
This is funny.
Try it.
Mine is Lucy Lee. I swear to God.
Now, what's even funnier is the pictures I get when I do a Google image search for "Lucy Lee."
Take a looksie for yourself.
Edited in Paint for your protection. No, silly, that's not me!!

I confess. This is really me. Okay so it was in my younger days... but still, it is me.
Liar liar pants on fire.
And this is me in later years. You can't see it but off to the right in the picture is my chemistry set. My partner and I were looking for ways to blow up a chicken.
I'm kidding.

Grandma? Is that you? Don't be mad. This whole hooker thing? It's just for fun. Honest. I swear.

I knew PK was behind this somehow!!!!

Hmmmmm.... maybe there's something to this hooker name thing after all!!
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Catch Some Z's
(Zucchini Soup Recipe at end of this post)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I can't help it.
I've done nothing to get ready for Christmas yet. I'm just not into it.
I know however that I will do what has to be done at the end of this week and we will have a great time with our kids. I'm looking forward to that as well as to the time off work.
I'm probably not going to post a whole heck of a lot between now and New Year's Day. Don't forget me!! Do check now and then cuz you just never know.
In the meantime we're to the very end of the Alphabet and it seems perfect that it falls at this time of the year. I jumped in at the middle and it's been so much fun. I know that CeeCi said she's going to start all over again. I'm not sure what I'm going to do. Part of me wants to continue, part of me wants to stay away from responsibility and commitment right now so I think I will just do whatever comes my way with no promises.
Okay, as for Gratitude Tuesday and the letter Z.....
Zeal~ Without excitement, what's the point?
Zebra~ Truly one of the coolest things God created.
Zoloft~ medicated for your protection.
Zero~ zip zilch zero
Zing~ Zap
Zigzag~ A favorite pattern, path, design
Zippers~Fun to get into Adam's
Zipcode~ Makes the mail move faster

And hmmm... I'm not a whole lot different than this TK(Tired Kitty) so I think it's time for Eva to catch a few zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's.
One more thing before I go.... as I typed this, the letter Z seemed to become really weird. You know how if you say someone's name over and over it starts to sound funny to you?? The letter Z has done that. I looks like some symbol from a foreign language like Russian or something.
Anyhow, with Christmas upon us, there's just not much excitement in my life but stay tuned. There's going to be good stuff coming up after the first of the year.
And in case I'm not on here between now and Christmas, I hope this is your best holiday ever!!!
I can't believe I forgot Zucchini!!! I just came from Elis' site where she mentioned it. In order to correct my mistake, here's the recipe to which she referred. Trust me, you will NOT be disappointed with this recipe if you give it a try!!
Monday, December 18, 2006
Holiday Meme
1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? Hot chocolate but why is cappuccino not a choice?2. Does Santa wrap the presents or just set them under the tree? Wrap of course.
3. Colored or white lights on the tree/house? Outside is all white. Inside is a mix. The tree in the living room and other stuff is all white but the other trees are mixed.
4. Do you hang mistletoe? No.
5. When do you put up your decorations? I don't. Adam does. Usually around Thanksgiving. We've cut back on them this year and I'm glad!!
6. What is your favorite holiday dish? The cookies. Gotta love the cookies.
7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child? Trying to blow up the house with the chemistry set I got when I was nine.
8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa ? I was in kindergarten and it just didn't add up that one man could get around the world like that in one night. When I asked my mom she told the truth.
9. Do you open gifts on Christmas Eve? Nope.
10. How do you decorate your Christmas Tree? Pay attention. I don't. Adam does. It's traditional.
11. Snow! Love or Dread it? I LOVE it if I can sit inside and look out at it, sipping coffee. I hate it if I have to go out in it.
12. Can you ice skate? No. Never have tried.
13. Do you remember your favorite gift? Yeah, the chemistry set. Do I dare mention the fact though that during my senior year of high school I met Adam and ended up bombing chemistry? No pun intended.
14. What is the most important thing about the Holidays for you? My kids come home.
15. Favorite holiday dessert? Pumpkin roll. (since I already mentioned the cookies)
16. What is your favorite holiday tradition? Christmas breakfast. It's the same every year. I asked my kids a couple years ago if they wanted anything different for breakfast and they looked at me as though I told them I was going outside to slash their tires.
17. What tops your tree? It's different every year. This year is kind of complicated. Adam wanted to downsize the tree so he bought a 9 foot tree. Okay so that's taller than our old 7 footer but however it's NOT as big and fat so we have more floor space in the living room. The problem is though that our ceilings are 8 ft. 10 in. He made the tree fit but there's no room for a topper so he squeezed in these 3 ugly wand things. Never mind. It's too hard to explain.
18. Which do you prefer giving or receiving? Definitely giving!
19. What is your favorite Christmas song? Carol of the Bells. Definitely. I was talking to a friend recently who wasn't familiar with it. I said "Wait Dave, you probably know it as Ding, Fries are Done." Yep. he sure did. I like the real one though. It's a beautiful song.
20. Candy Canes? I throw them out in June If I haven't taken them to work and passed them out by then.
Sunday, December 17, 2006
Part II
What are you drinking? Duh. Diet Pepsi.Was your mom a cheerleader? No, but she was a majorette and on the homecoming court.
What's the last letter of your middle name? N
Who did you vote for on American Idol? I don't/didn't watch it.
How many hours of sleep do you get at night? about 7
Do you like Carebears? Ummm...yes?

What do you buy at the movies? I don't go to movies.
Do you know how to play poker? Used to play penny ante/dealer's choice when we camped at a campground.
Do you wear your seat belt? Yes. It's the law. Click it or ticket.
What do you wear to sleep? T-shirt.
Anything big ever happen in your hometown? JFK stopped here.
How many meals do you eat a day? Two. Lunch. Dinner.
Is your tongue pierced? Good heavens no.
What's your favorite NFL team? I don't really have one.
Do you like funny or serious people better? Funny
Ever been to Vegas? For about ten minutes one day and 45 minutes another.
Did you eat a cookie today? As a matter of fact, yes. It was a sugar cookie with red and green sprinkles on it. And does anyone REALLY care?
Do you use cuss words in other languages? Actually, yes. I can say "go to hell" in spanish.
Do you steal or pay for your music downloads? I don't download music.
Do you hate chocolate? What kind of question is that? I'm female with monthly bouts of PMS. It's the next best thing to a spanking.
What do you and your parents fight about the most? N/A
Is anyone mad at or irritated with you right now? Gosh, I hope not.
Do you open presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Christmas Day.
What's your favorite preparation for eggs? Over hard
If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be? Housewife (so that i could blog all day)
Are you easy to get along with? Depends on who you ask.
What is your favorite time of day? That moment when I crawl into bed and pull the covers up around my neck and snuggle my naked butt up against Adam's naked package.
Who was your best girlfriend/boyfriend? Adam was and is.
Who do you hate? Child abusers.
Would you ever date your first love again? What for? I have the BEST love now. No need.
Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend? Okay, confession time. Adam and I call each other "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" just for fun sometimes.... as in "hey boyfriend, will you grab me a diet pepsi while you're in the kitchen?"Current mood? Peaceful and ready for sleep!!!!
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Woohoo ~ It's a Special Day

Someone's having a birthday today! And y'all
know what that means!!!
It's ssssspanking time!!

There's going to be a party!!
And of course everyone's invited!
You don't know who the birthday girl is?
Does this PK not look familiarly pissed?

Awe, Theresa brought her some balloons.

And Maggiedear brought some cake.

Uh-oh. Would someone please get
CeeCi away from the cake?
That girl just can't stay away
from pretty little things.

And Cassie came too. I don't think
she's all that excited about her
cake though.
Maybe she should just take it
home to Tom.

Hey!! Did you hear that? It sounds
like a Tiggr knocking at the door.
Would someone PLEASE let her in
before she scratches the paint??

Alright!!
Just where's PK?
Has anyone seen her?
It's time for her to open presents!!
And of course we all know what she wants.
hehehehehehe
ahhhh hahahahahaha
But seriously, get her out of that
ice cream!! Grace is getting anxious
to watch PK open all her stuff!!

You know that because her friends
love her so very much she got lots
of crops, floggers, and belts.
Wonder what she's going to do
with them?
hehehehehehehe


There's one tiny problem though.
PK got a bit carried away blowing out
her FIFTY candles and poor Paul...
it's going to take forever to clean him up.
Sky told him he better get out of the
way but he wouldn't listen.

And did you see the look on Nick's
face?
He isn't really upset. He is
just pretending to be so that he
will have good reason to try out
all of PK's presents when they
go home later.
The best part is that he can
spank her all he wants today...
anywhere he wants and no one
is going to think a thing of it!!
And in honor of PK's birthday,
check out this wonderful PK
party footage!!!
Funny Cats 3 - video powered by Metacafe
Happy, happy birthday to my friend, my twin,
my sister, and my partner in crime!! I love you!!
Click here to wish PK a happy FIFTIETH!!!
Others honoring Elis Today
Cassie
CeeCi
Bonnie
SuzQ
Grace
Theresa
MaggieDear
Tiggr
Please let me know if I've missed anyone
Part 1
The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? One of three people. Calls from Adam are always nice but if it's not him I would want it to be Elis or Mary.
When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? Always
In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? I think I talk too much.
Do you take compliments well? Not really. It makes me uncomfortable because I'm usually sure the person is making it up.
Are you an active person? Not like I used to be.
If abandoned alone in the wilderness, do you survive? Without Adam? Probably not.
Do you like to ride horses? No.
Did you ever go to camp as a kid? Yes. I was a bluebird/campfire girl until I came to my senses.
What was your favorite game as a kid? We lived right by a huge cemetery. Awesome games of hide n seek in the summer time.
A sexy person is pursuing you, but you know that he/she is married, would you? Would I what? Wake up? Probably eventually.
Are you judgmental? I try not to be but there are some issues where I am set in my ways.
Do you like to pursue or be pursued? For what? A spanking? Go ahead. Make my day. Pursue me.
Use three words to describe yourself. Really. I hate this. I see myself in a negative light so that is what I want to give... pessimistic, insecure, and flawed but if I was forced to find positive things to say I would say that I'm an encourager, loyal, and honest.
Are you continuing your education? Unfortunately yes starting Jan 2. Ugh.
Do you know how to shoot a gun? Ummmm...pull the trigger? Not something I have done but doesn't seem to require much smarts.
How often do you read books? It's been a while.
Do you think more about the past, present or future? I try to not think.
How tall are you? 5’7”
Where is your ideal house located? In a condo complex.
Boxers, briefs, thongs, panties, or grannies? Anything but thongs... or boxers.
Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth? A long long time ago.
When was the last time you were at Olive Garden? About 2 years ago.
What are your keys on your key chain for? The house, my car, a bunch (6 or so) for work.
Where was the furthest place you traveled today? Work. 35 miles from home.
Where is your current pain? 35 miles from home.
Do you like mustard? NO NO NO. Ewe. It looks like baby poop and smells even worse.
Do you look like your mom or dad? My dad.
Can you do a split? A who? Ummmm... no.
What did you do for New Year's? We stay home with the kids and whoever they drag over and any misfits in our life with nothing going on. We pig out, play games and then watch the fireworks two blocks away from our deck.
Do you think "The Grudge" was scary? Again, the who? What? I'm clueless. I suppose I should say no. It didn't scare me a bit.
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
A Rambling Spankee

My hearts are beating once again!!
And how many beats does YOUR heart skip when you look at the collection above? No, they aren't mine. I'm not even sure if I would WANT them to be mine. If you've been reading along here for any length of time then you might have come to realize that I don't like wood much.
It's not that it hurts. I mean I dunno about you but when Adam decides to spank me I KNOW it's going to hurt. I WANT it to hurt. That's the whole point, isn't it? I think maybe it's because wood is just so not prone to any give. There's the smack and the sting and that's it.
Leather on the other hand... ahhhh... Leather. I love the feel of leather making contact and the feel of the follow through when it forms itself to me for a brief second only to have it happen over and over again in different places on my bottom.
And of course the crop is nice. It's my favorite actually. And you know, super glue really is amazing stuff. Remember when the little flappy thing flew off and Theresa spewed diet coke and Ceeci wrote a limerick? The glue has held ever since. Gee, I love my crop.
Cassie... now Cassie is the one with the crop. She's not shared much about it but Tom gave her one for her birthday. Honey colored, she said. I WANT a honey colored crop. I NEED a honey colored crop. I've just got to HAVE a honey colored crop.
Okay so I'll get over it if I don't get one but I'll bet it's a wonderful thing.
And I've still never been spanked with a hair brush. I'm not sure I would want to be either. It's too woody. (stop that.. you KNOW what I mean) No give. I like things that give. I'm a wimp I suppose. That's okay. We have a blast when Adam starts swinging.
Hehehehehehehe.....
Life's good. My only complaint really is that we've just been too tired to play. It's another busy busy busy did I say busy time for Adam. He's putting in long hours but that will end soon.
Yeah!!!! Yipppeeeeee!!! Applause, applause!!!!
BUT....
About the time that ends, our kids will be home for the holidays....
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
January's coming and by then I just might be in the mood for some wood.
Hehehehehehe....
snicker snicker giggle giggle....
Okay, I suppose I've amused myself enough for this post.
Thanks for stopping by!!!
Y oh Y oh Y
In the meantime..... It's Y day!!!! And there are many things popping into my mind that start with the letter y.
You ~ If it wasn't for YOU I would not be who I am!Yuletide ~ Tis the season, doncha know.
Yellow ~ It's such a happy sunny color
Y ~ just because it's NOT X!!!
Youth ~ It's probably time to start mourning the passing of mine but I just can't do it yet.
Year ~ As another one comes to an end, I'm thankful for it and looking forward to another one.
Y-axis ~ To go with the X-axis some posted last week on their X list.
Yams ~ (and sweet potatoes) I love them any way but raw.
Yikes ~ one of my favorite words.
Yesterday ~ What memories are full of.
Yearning ~ Is this just not a polite word for "horny?"
Yo-yo ~ What's not to love??
Yelp ~ The sound made during a good spanking!!!
Okay that's my list. I can't think of another y word that I'm thankful for... and I can't find any more. I'll be honest though, my effort is slim. I've been down sick since Thursday. Nothing horrible or anything.... Just enough to slow me down a bit. Anyhow, happy Y day!!
Saturday, December 9, 2006
Stealing
From Angelbrat, I stole this. Fluffy Paws... wouldn't ya think that would be elis??
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And then moving on to all things spanking, I stole the best booty video clip... have a look...
And have you had the honor of meeting Amber yet? She's a young farmer's wife living in the United States but is originally from Russia. The articles used in the English language tend to stump her so her husband edits her posts. Anyhow, here's a recent post of hers that I enjoyed.
This is what I found in my email this morning:
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Greetings Ms. B. [my maden name came here]
Here are your instructions for Tuesday, December 5. As you know, I expect careful attention to detail and I will be inspecting your work when I return in the evening. In return, you can expect full and appropriate compensation for the quality of your work, or lack thereof.
1. Feed the Chickens.
2. Haul firewood. 15 pieces should be stacked neatly in the stove room.
3. Sweep, vacuum, and mop all floors downstairs.
4. Clean refrigerator completely.
5. Clean bread drawer. Thrown out stale bread.
6. Decorate Christmas tree. Place plastic around base.
7. Place weather stripping around windows.
8. Sing a happy song as you complete all of the above.
Again, I expect complete compliance, especially with item 8.
For each of the above tasks which is left incomplete you will recieve 5 lashes with the apple stick on your bare bottom.
Sincerely yours,
Mr. Hemingway, Proprietor
Sounds to me like someone's going to be very busy!!!!







