I Love Memes

Question number 1: What are three of the stupidest things you've done in your life.

1. Bought a KIA vehicle. That car was nothing but trouble. I will never buy another KIA.

2. Dared Adam to spank me. No wait. That was a smart thing. Ummmm... How about trying to change lanes at the last minute when I was 16 and causing a three car accident.

3. And the very most stupidest dumbest thing I ever did was light up my first cigarette that lead to thousands and thousands more.

Question number 2: At the current moment, who has the most influence on your life?

The pup. He determines when I get up, when I get to go to bed, what time I have to be home by, etc. etc. etc.

Question number 3: If you were given a time machine that functioned, and you were allowed to only pick five people to dine with, who would you pick?

Jesus, my mother, my father, Helen Keller, Eleanor Roosevelt

Question number 4: If you had three wishes that were not supernatural, what would they be?

(1) That my children would all live nearby

(2) That Adam and I got more time to play

(3) That spanking would become a very acceptable practice in adult relationships.

Question number 5: Someone is visiting your hometown/place where you live at the moment. Name two things you regret your city not having, and two things people should avoid.

City? What city? This is smalltown USA for sure. I don't regret a thing. It's a nice, little town. If we want some city life we just have to travel a short distance. Stay out of the bars and alleys though. You never know what's living there.

Question number 6: Name one event that has changed your life.

Marrying Adam. It's a long story but life sucked before he came along. It had been filled with death and abuse. I'm thankful God sent him to me. I don't know where I'd be without him.

Question number 7: Is not a question. It's a command. Tag five other people.

Oh, Okay...if I must. I tag PK, Grace, Paul, Theresa, and you!

Eva's Brain

I thought maybe I would give you all a peek into my A.D.D. mind.

Honestly it drives me nuts. The A.D.D. that is. I have a thought. I go to write it down and forget why I'm at the computer so then I play a game and when the thought returns to me, I head for the appropriate software. God help me though if the phone rings or something.

Anyhow, here's the kind of stuff that goes on in my mind......

Y'all are a bunch of DW's (detail whores) and I love everyone of you right down to my toes!!

I didn't realize I was leaving you hanging the other day. I've had numerous comments and emails asking me to fill you all in.

Hmmmm....

And here I thought I was leaving a little to your imagination!

You're much like the kids I teach. Just tell us. Don't make us think. LOL

Okay, okay....

Yes.

I got spanked. And everything else you can imagine with it!! It was a fantastic afternoon. And I've been meaning to blog about it but keep forgetting.

A.D.D., remember?

Anyhow....

Adam's been working a lot of hours this week. It's depressing and kinda lonely. And on top of it, he's being given some major grief by someone who volunteers in his organization. Hopefully that will end very soon.

How do you fire a volunteer anyhow?

This particular person was a very good friend at one time. That makes it harder. It's bad enough when non friend types give ya grief but when someone you thought was one of your inside circle of five good friends does it... well it makes me a bit angry and hurt. I won't tell you what PK said she's going to do to her. Let's just say it has to do with physical harm. Oh, and she said she'd bring the sugar for this person's gas tank.

Oh... sorry.

This is supposed to be a spanking blog, huh?

Okay.

Sure.

Let's talk spanking.

Adam and I own a variety of wooden spoons, belts, a crop (like ya didn't know that), a flogger, a nylon paddle. The crop is a favorite. He's been trying things out such as slippers ever since Cassie posted about her Walmart trips.

Cassie, how much did all that stuff cost anyhow? I am thinking I would really like a bath brush or a back scratcher.... for bathing... and reaching those places on my back that I can't get to unless Adam's here to scratch it for me.

Dowel rod? Noooo thanks! Yowza that would sting. What about a bungee cord though? I'm thinking that wouldn't hurt much. Am I wrong about that?

Isn't Cassie great? She's an imaginative genius!!!

No diet Pepsi. I haven't touched anything carbonated since last Friday. That's a whole week. And PK, that's ummm... you know... pop!! Not soda. Not cokes. POP! Teehee.

I suppose I should go do something productive which means I will probably end up playing some solitaire or looking up some spanking pictures. How many times can you type "spanking" into a search engine before you realize that nothing new is going to come up?

Before I go.

I found another fun quiz.... try it. It was fun.

Your Score Summary

Overall, you scored as follows:

96% scored higher (more stupid),
1% scored the same, and
3% scored lower (less stupid).

You are 3% stupid. This means...

You are our next Einstein. Wow! Keep up the great thinking.

This is Just Plain Random

My blog has become boring.

My life has become boring.

And what sucks is that I don't even care.

I told Elis today that I'm just not into this spanking thing at the moment.

The other day we were in the kitchen.

Me and Adam... not me and Elis.

Adam got out a wooden spoon and started using it on my jean covered rear a bit.

Dang.

It stung.

My bottom is out of shape.

I told Adam that.

He quit.

Elis has been harpin' at me to go back and read my blog from the beginning.

I don't wanna.

Why not?

Cuz I know that somewhere way back there I said something about "wanting the spankings that I don't want."

Did I REALLY say that?

Yeah. I did.

Did I mean it?

Yeah. I did.

So maybe I'll post this.

Adam will read this.

I'll get spanked.

Then maybe my blog won't be so boring.

Maybe I should add another chapter to the Jake and Raina saga.

Oh, and one more thing.... I am NOT posting my quiz answers until Grace takes my quiz.

PK and I are locking arms and not budging on this one.

Right PK?

Oh, and yet one more thing... the random picture up above was found at eatliver.com.

No kidding.

The old guy swinging the cane just kind of reminded me of what some folks will look like down the road.

Not naming names of course!!

The Details

Last Monday was our day.

Finally the house was ours again. And finally we had time to play again.

And I know all you detail whores out there have been waiting. So let's see....

Details, huh?

Well here's a detail for you. By the time Adam finally spanked me and made love to me, I was to the point where I could nearly have an orgasm by just THINKING about sex and/or the Hitachi. How's that for details? Have you ever been so horny that thoughts alone about put you over the edge? That's where I was and honestly, I don't recall EVER having been there before.

Anyhow, the fun all started on Monday when I went to get a shower. It wasn't long and Adam was in there with me. After a little hugging, touching, squeezing, pinching I looked at him and said FUCK ME NOW and I don't use that F word very often.

I was beyond saying something sweet like "Honey please make love to me, slow and passionate like."

The hell with that nonsense. I wanted it fast, hard, and NOW.

God bless Adam. He's such a freakin' tease, doncha know?

We ended up in bed and he showed no signs of spanking me but honestly, that was fine at the moment. It just felt good to be naked and next to him. And just when I was reaching the point of begging him to TAKE ME NOWWWWWWW, what does he do?

THEN he decides to spank. He stopped everything. Reached down below the bed and got the crop. Talk about flying high. I was in spanko hog heaven. It honestly doesn't get any better than what it was that day. It can't get any better, can it? I seriously doubt it.

It wasn't long until he was inside me but he kept right on spanking. It was so nice. By the time he was done, I was relaxed enough that I knew I wasn't about to get out of that bed for a while.

I think that afternoon was the nicest we've had in all our lives. And since we really can't improve on perfection, I guess we're done. We've achieved perfection so there's no more need for spanking. And if there's no more need for spanking then there's no more need for this blog, huh?

Psych.

Geeze. You didn't REALLY think I meant that did you?

There's plenty of need because I can be somewhat of a needy little... well, you know....

So until next time, I hope these details are enough to satisfy those minds who have been waiting!!

I Wonder . . .

On my way home from work today I called offspring #3 to see if she wanted to go with Adam and me for dinner. She quickly agreed when I let her pick the restaurant. Mexican. One of her favorites and ours so it was an easy choice.

After that was settled she then informed me that she was going to go spend the night with 3 of her old friends from her high school days.

Oh really?

She said she hoped we didn't mind but this was the last chance they could all get together as everyone would soon be returning to their respective schools.

I saddened my voice as best I could and told her that we'd be okay... that we'd find some way to entertain ourselves.... that we'd probably play with the pup all night.

I told her to be ready to go when I got home. We talked a few more minutes and then hung up.

I IMMEDIATELY called Elis. Told her I wouldn't keep her long but I had to tell her a couple things. With that accent of hers she said, "All right."

I then told her, "Well first off, I just spoke with offspring #3 and she wanted to know if hair gel was safe for the pup. I told her that depended on whether the pup is WEARING the hair gel or EATING the hair gel."

I would not have been surprised to learn that the pup is eating it. Silly dog eats his own poop. Okay. I know. TMI.

Turns out offspring #3 got bored today and decided to give the pup a Mohawk hairdo. She said she's trying to make him manly because Adam and I are turning him into a prissy boy.

"And what's wrong with prissy boys?" I asked.

Anyhow, I then told Elis the other thing I called to tell her - that offspring #3 had plans not just for the evening but for overnight!!

Whooo hooooooooooooo!!!

So now she's gone. Adam's playing with the pup who's about due for a nap. The pup has been here for 3 weeks and has yet to be exposed to a spanking.

Is it possible he's a spanko pup? Seems I remember Cassie talking about cats that are NOT spankos (run from the room) and cats that ARE spankos (hop on the dresser to get a better view).

I wonder what he'll be? Super spanko pup? Protective of mommy pup? Indifferent pup?

But more importantly I wonder if I'll even get to find out tonight.

A Very Nice Review

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Back to Blogging Business

Nearly six months ago I started this blog as a means to express a very private side of my life. No one that I know of in my "real" world knows about this side of me or this blog. It's been fun over these recent months. I've made many friends. I've written a number of posts. Lately though not too many of these posts have been about our favorite topic.

Life is in the way. Holidays..... family... a new puppy...

All of those have proven to be mood killers. The holidays have worn me out. The family is all around us and they certainly don't want to hear mom and dad spanking and making love anymore than I care to be heard. And the pup? Well, he's just downright adorable but he is a bit high maintenance with potty training and all.

Elis told me to get him used to the sounds of a spanking early on. He's been here almost two weeks now and hasn't got to hear a single spanking. It's going to be another couple weeks before it happens... unless we get lucky and the house clears out. I'm hoping he's not one of these overprotective sort of pooches. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that he's the type that just lets out a snort, rolls over and goes back to sleep.

I took him to the vet today for his checkup and shots. The vet had a good time with him. She gave him "cookies" and called him "super kid." And she gave me lots of good advice on dealing with a small dog. She said the next few months are crucial in deciding if he'll be a devil dog or a sweet dog. Sweet it is. She did - however - say that his breed tends to be very protective of his owners. I thought "Oh great. What about the spankings?" I found myself wanting to blurt out "but we're spankos.... how do we deal with him then?" Of course, common sense grabbed hold of me before I actually said anything. We'll deal with it when the time comes.

Anyhow, the house is empty now. Too bad Adam's not here. I would gladly submit to a good sound spanking now. It's been way too long. He's at work. I'm home alone. Everyone went shopping. Ewe. Yuck. I hate shopping. I like the empty house though. I just wish Adam was here. Like I said it's been waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too long since my last spanking.

And in case anyone happens to be reading who doesn't understand what the big deal is, let me explain. When Eva goes too long without a spanking, she tends to get cranky, sarcastic, and yes, sometimes mean. A spanking knocks that right out of me. Not only that, when Eva hasn't been spanked, she gets edgy, restless, and fidgety. Believe it or not, a spanking cures that too.

And the sex?

That's just the sprinkles on the doughnut that makes all seem right with the world.

So this ought to explain why - when we witness a bitchy woman - we spankos immediately think "someone needs to put her over his knee and spank her ass." We know. Even if the bitchy one doesn't know, WE DO. A spanking cures all ill will. At least in me it does.

Since that's not going to happen today though I think the pup and I will go take a nap. (and no, that's not our pup - ours is way cuter)

Stealing

Recently I spent some time stealing from my fellow bloggers... here's the best of the best most fun stuff I found. Of course I realize you've probably seen much of it, but just in case......



From Angelbrat, I stole this. Fluffy Paws... wouldn't ya think that would be elis??

Christmas Elf Name My Christmas Elf Name is Get your Christmas Elf Name at JokesUnlimited.com

And then moving on to all things spanking, I stole the best booty video clip... have a look...

And have you had the honor of meeting Amber yet? She's a young farmer's wife living in the United States but is originally from Russia. The articles used in the English language tend to stump her so her husband edits her posts. Anyhow, here's a recent post of hers that I enjoyed.



This is what I found in my email this morning:



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Greetings Ms. B. [my maden name came here]



Here are your instructions for Tuesday, December 5. As you know, I expect careful attention to detail and I will be inspecting your work when I return in the evening. In return, you can expect full and appropriate compensation for the quality of your work, or lack thereof.



1. Feed the Chickens.

2. Haul firewood. 15 pieces should be stacked neatly in the stove room.

3. Sweep, vacuum, and mop all floors downstairs.

4. Clean refrigerator completely.

5. Clean bread drawer. Thrown out stale bread.

6. Decorate Christmas tree. Place plastic around base.

7. Place weather stripping around windows.

8. Sing a happy song as you complete all of the above.



Again, I expect complete compliance, especially with item 8.



For each of the above tasks which is left incomplete you will recieve 5 lashes with the apple stick on your bare bottom.



Sincerely yours,



Mr. Hemingway, Proprietor



Sounds to me like someone's going to be very busy!!!!

One Word

One-Worded Meme

A meme designed to be answered in one word, stolen from Snow.

Describe ...

1. Yourself: Insecure

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend (spouse): Amazing

3. Your hair: straight

4. Your mother: missed

5. Your father: missed

6. Your favorite item: HMW

7. Your dream last night: weird

8. Your favorite drink: Diet Pepsi (now how can I do just one word when it's not my fault that it's two words?)

9. Your dream car: Red

10. The room you are in: Dining

11. Your ex: N/A

12. Your fear: Drowning

13. What you want to be in 10 years? Alive

14. Who you hung out with last night? Bloggers

15. What You're Not? thin

16. Muffins: Pumpkin

17. One of your wish list items: Massager

18. Time: Five-ish

19. The last thing you did: Showered

20. What you are wearing: Tshirt

21. Your favorite weather: fallish

22. Your favorite book: bible

23. The last thing you ate: mac&cheese

24. Your life: predictable

25. Your mood: calm

26. Your best friend: Adam

27. What are you thinking about right now? Adam

28. Your car: Ford

29. What are you doing at the moment? Duh

30. Your summer: Amazing

31. Your relationship status: Married

32. What is on your TV? NOTHING

33. What is the weather like? Nice

34. When is the last time you laughed? Today

Now Wait . . . . .

The conversation I just had with Adam went like this:

Me: If you want a chicken sandwich from McDonald's then go get one. How much money do you have on you anyhow?

(he gets his wallet and looks)

Him: I've got 21 dollars.

Me: I've got about the same. Where's the change from the pizza last night?

Him: There was only 2 dollars.

Me: That pizza was only $13. I laid out a twenty for it.

Him: I gave her a tip.

Me: How much?

Him: Five dollars.

Me: FIVE DOLLARS? To bring a pizza from three blocks away? You want her, don't you?

Him: I was feeling generous.

Me: Generous? That's a freakin' tip for a 20 dollar meal when they actually wait on you.

Him: But it's Christmas. (he whined)

Me: But that's her JOB!!!

Him: Well, you give me your pussy and I'll give you five dollars, too.

NOW WAIT....

I grabbed him by the shirt before he had a chance to get away, pulled him to me, and said...

"You mean to tell me that pizza delivery and my pussy are worth the same?"

He broke loose and ran to the other room and I thought "blog material... let me type it while it's fresh cuz my blogger friends will never believe this."

Someone needs spanked and it's not me this time. Too bad I'm not a switch.

CeeCi Tagged Me

CeeCi tagged me but I would have done this anyhow just cuz I love these things!!!

•What are you proud of?
My Children of course. They are happy, well adjusted and the best people I know. They have never been in trouble or caused me trouble of any sort. I wish all parents could have kids like these.

•What time do you wake up in the morning?
My alarm is set for 5:20 but I'm typically up before that.

•If there was one person from the past that you could go back and talk to who would it be?
Only one? I guess that would be my father because he died when I was so young. There are others I loved dearly such as my mother and all 4 grandparents but I knew them better than my father. I have always regretted not having more time with him.

Name 5 things in your freezer at the moment...

1. Ice Cream
2. Tilapia
3. Burritos
4. Brussel Sprouts (for elis)
5. filo shells (I have no idea what I'm going to do with them but they looked interesting - saving them for the holidays)

•Do you believe in afterlife?
Reincarnation? No. Heaven and hell? Yes.

•What are 5 sites you visit daily?
Like CeeCi, I visit tons of bloggers so I'll stay away from that.....

1. Yahoo.com
2. msn.com
3. metacafe.com
4. youtube.com
5. coffeebreakarcade.com

•Five things you ate that you will never eat again:

1. oysters
2. cooked spinach
3. apple butter
4. rabbit
5. grape nuts cereal
   

•Five things that make you sad (edit) happy:

1. Adam
2. Adam spanking me
3. Adam making love to me
4. A road trip with Adam
5. Blogging and blogging friends (can I do six?)
6. My job (I really do like my job a lot)
   

Okay now it's my turn to tag.... I tag EVERYONE and that means YOU.

What Am I Anyhow?

My friend SNN aka Ann aka Nancy posted earlier this week. I was thrilled because we've hardly heard from her since her cruise. But then my heart fell when I realized she was saying adios to her Spanko Diary. It soared again when I realized that she's starting a whole new blog.

I couldn't help but think about her reason for starting a new blog when she already had a perfectly good, enjoyable OLD blog that I love. She said that she doesn't want to have to deal with the continual aspect of spanking so this new blog will give her a place to talk and muse and rant about whatever crosses her mind without the pressure of always blogging about spanking. It's going to include some spanking talk still as I understand the situation, but mostly it appears that she is simply starting fresh in more ways than one.

Anyhow....

This got me thinking about my own blog. I like to think of it as a spanking blog but quite frankly sometimes that's just not the topic on my mind. I try to not whine or complain much although I have had my moments. I like - for the most part - to keep it upbeat and happy. But always about spanking? Hmmmm... that's a big order to fill.

Yes, I know the title has the word spanking in it. And yes, I am a spanko to the very core of my being but I just can't always talk about it. Oh, I could but there are times when it would just be a repeat of the same old thing I've already blogged about. Sometimes there's just nothing new on my spanko horizon.

I guess this is my official disclaimer that even though I have the word spanking in the title, I reserve the right to not ALWAYS talk about spanking. Sometimes I like to talk about other things... like sex... and family... and work... and friends... And there for a while I renamed my blog from Nothing Random About a Spanking to just Nothing Random but then I went back to Nothing Random About a Spanking.

I have to wonder... did you even notice when I made those title changes? Did it even matter? I would imagine that it didn't make a bit of difference to my friends and regular readers. I'm glad you all are here. And I'm glad you've stuck around even on the non-spanking days.

I guess my point is to tell Nancy that it doesn't matter where she goes or what she names her blog her friends are going to follow her and not really care what the topic is so long as there's a topic now and then. I love you Nancy no matter what you call yourself... or your blog. I am excited though about your new blog because it's going to be fun to see what path it takes... twists and turns and all!!

In the meantime as much as I have thought about doing exactly what Nancy has done, I think I will just stay right here. After all my good buddy CeeCi worked her tush off creating and tweaking this awesome template. I've only changed one thing. Did you notice? You can bet your sweet patoot that CeeCi will notice... and say something. LOL Sorry CeeCi, I was experimenting and liked it.

Stick with me though, huh? I love knowing that you are out there reading... even if you've never even left a comment but I especially love knowing that you keep coming back even when I'm struggling for spanking material. I see you in my stats. Don't panic. Stats don't give enough info to ever know WHO you are. I only know you as "Huntsville, Alabama AOL.com" or "Scottsdale Arizona ATT.net." Okay to be honest, I pretty much fudged those because I don't want anyone scared away, but you get the idea.

Anyhow..... Go visit Nancy and tell her I sent you. You'll be glad you did!

A Full Plate

A few questions:

Why is it suddenly a struggle to keep up?

Why have I suddenly lost all desire to keep up?

Why do some hear only what they want to hear?

What ever happened to forgiveness?

What ever happened to second chances?

Why do you care?

Why do I care?

Why should I care?

Whose job is it to care?

What's the average life expectancy of a blog anyhow?

A few comments:

I wouldn't hurt anyone knowingly.

I feel horrible when I hurt them unknowingly.

When I attempt to make ammends I feel like an excited puppy longing for acceptance.

When the attempts are refused I tend to freeze, not being able to continue much.

This won't go away for awhile and so I must.

That's just the way I'm wired.

I'll be back when the fire burns out.

Okay... I'm not going anywhere. It's just been a bad day. Allow me that, please?