I Love Memes

Question number 1: What are three of the stupidest things you've done in your life.

1. Bought a KIA vehicle. That car was nothing but trouble. I will never buy another KIA.

2. Dared Adam to spank me. No wait. That was a smart thing. Ummmm... How about trying to change lanes at the last minute when I was 16 and causing a three car accident.

3. And the very most stupidest dumbest thing I ever did was light up my first cigarette that lead to thousands and thousands more.

Question number 2: At the current moment, who has the most influence on your life?

The pup. He determines when I get up, when I get to go to bed, what time I have to be home by, etc. etc. etc.

Question number 3: If you were given a time machine that functioned, and you were allowed to only pick five people to dine with, who would you pick?

Jesus, my mother, my father, Helen Keller, Eleanor Roosevelt

Question number 4: If you had three wishes that were not supernatural, what would they be?

(1) That my children would all live nearby

(2) That Adam and I got more time to play

(3) That spanking would become a very acceptable practice in adult relationships.

Question number 5: Someone is visiting your hometown/place where you live at the moment. Name two things you regret your city not having, and two things people should avoid.

City? What city? This is smalltown USA for sure. I don't regret a thing. It's a nice, little town. If we want some city life we just have to travel a short distance. Stay out of the bars and alleys though. You never know what's living there.

Question number 6: Name one event that has changed your life.

Marrying Adam. It's a long story but life sucked before he came along. It had been filled with death and abuse. I'm thankful God sent him to me. I don't know where I'd be without him.

Question number 7: Is not a question. It's a command. Tag five other people.

Oh, Okay...if I must. I tag PK, Grace, Paul, Theresa, and you!

The ABC Meme

Another Meme lifted from Maggie.....And I promise, this will be the last one for a while.


A - Accent: What accent? (Resist the urge, Twin!!)

B - Breakfast Item: A handful of meds

C- Chore you hate: At home - laundry; At work - lesson plans

D - Dad's Name: Thomas

E - Essential everyday item: Glasses, car keys

F - Flavor ice cream: Pierre's Ice Cream Sandwich Ice Cream

G - Gold or Silver: Silver

H - Hometown: A very small podunky town about 15 minutes from the very small podunky town I now live in.

I - Insomnia: Not since I discovered the benefits of Tylenol PM

J - Job Title: Instructor

K - Kids: 3 girls and 1 Son in law

L - Living arrangements: Very Married

M - Mum's birthplace: Yet one more podunky town about an hour from here.

N - Number of significant others you've had: Just Adam

O - Overnight hospital stays: A few....

P - Phobia: Reptiles and other non domesticated critters

Q - Queer: Aren't we all in one way or another?

R - Religious Affiliation: Christian

S - Siblings: 1 brother

T - Time you wake up: when my alarm goes off.. Usually around 5

U - Unnatural hair colors you've had: Just reddish brown which looks natural but isn't my dark brunette natural color which is very gray now days.

V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Cooked spinach, asparagus

W - Worst habit: Wasting too much time on the computer

X - X-rays you've had: No one really cares about this...

Y - Yummy: Mexican food!!! Italian, too.

Z - Zodiac sign: Cancer

One Word

One-Worded Meme

A meme designed to be answered in one word, stolen from Snow.

Describe ...

1. Yourself: Insecure

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend (spouse): Amazing

3. Your hair: straight

4. Your mother: missed

5. Your father: missed

6. Your favorite item: HMW

7. Your dream last night: weird

8. Your favorite drink: Diet Pepsi (now how can I do just one word when it's not my fault that it's two words?)

9. Your dream car: Red

10. The room you are in: Dining

11. Your ex: N/A

12. Your fear: Drowning

13. What you want to be in 10 years? Alive

14. Who you hung out with last night? Bloggers

15. What You're Not? thin

16. Muffins: Pumpkin

17. One of your wish list items: Massager

18. Time: Five-ish

19. The last thing you did: Showered

20. What you are wearing: Tshirt

21. Your favorite weather: fallish

22. Your favorite book: bible

23. The last thing you ate: mac&cheese

24. Your life: predictable

25. Your mood: calm

26. Your best friend: Adam

27. What are you thinking about right now? Adam

28. Your car: Ford

29. What are you doing at the moment? Duh

30. Your summer: Amazing

31. Your relationship status: Married

32. What is on your TV? NOTHING

33. What is the weather like? Nice

34. When is the last time you laughed? Today

CeeCi Tagged Me

CeeCi tagged me but I would have done this anyhow just cuz I love these things!!!

•What are you proud of?
My Children of course. They are happy, well adjusted and the best people I know. They have never been in trouble or caused me trouble of any sort. I wish all parents could have kids like these.

•What time do you wake up in the morning?
My alarm is set for 5:20 but I'm typically up before that.

•If there was one person from the past that you could go back and talk to who would it be?
Only one? I guess that would be my father because he died when I was so young. There are others I loved dearly such as my mother and all 4 grandparents but I knew them better than my father. I have always regretted not having more time with him.

Name 5 things in your freezer at the moment...

1. Ice Cream
2. Tilapia
3. Burritos
4. Brussel Sprouts (for elis)
5. filo shells (I have no idea what I'm going to do with them but they looked interesting - saving them for the holidays)

•Do you believe in afterlife?
Reincarnation? No. Heaven and hell? Yes.

•What are 5 sites you visit daily?
Like CeeCi, I visit tons of bloggers so I'll stay away from that.....

1. Yahoo.com
2. msn.com
3. metacafe.com
4. youtube.com
5. coffeebreakarcade.com

•Five things you ate that you will never eat again:

1. oysters
2. cooked spinach
3. apple butter
4. rabbit
5. grape nuts cereal
   

•Five things that make you sad (edit) happy:

1. Adam
2. Adam spanking me
3. Adam making love to me
4. A road trip with Adam
5. Blogging and blogging friends (can I do six?)
6. My job (I really do like my job a lot)
   

Okay now it's my turn to tag.... I tag EVERYONE and that means YOU.