Kitty Kats and Stuff

My Twin posted this:




Just a note – click on the black and white cats here and you will see something we did with the help of our geeky goddess, the lovely CeeCi!! We hope everyone will use it but it was done for a specific reason which Eva can tell you if she likes! Truly aren’t we cute as heck!






So here's my explanation:

Actually it was all PK's idea. We were talking on the phone the other day and I told her that I had told Adam he needed to start reading her blog so that IF we do make it to her neck of the woods this summer he will feel like he knows her better. See, Adam does far better with people when he feels that he knows them and is a very much so needed and wanted part of the picture.

He only reads my blog for the most part and barely has time for that. She suggested that we link the kitty pictures to each other to make it easier on him. I thought the idea was excellent and told her I'd email Ceeci who responded almost immediately with very clear and easy instructions on how to do it. THANKS CeeCii!!!!

So there's the explanation about it.

On to other things.... Wow oh wow.

Eva got spanked. Finally. And boy was it a doozy.

I'm a little shy and awkward about details so suffice it to say that the crop came out. He requested Grace's "favorite" sexual favor and spanked my rear the entire time. Man oh man. And then he continued the spanking clear through the sex... and beyond. Remember my post way back when about him spanking to the beat of the music?

Yeah well, I got to experience that afterwards. It was good. We laughed. We had great sex. We made LOTS of noise, PK.... and most importantly we connected. Gosh, it had been a while.

We've been disconnected since the holidays. Honestly I don't know how that happens. But I swear to you we've had sex ONLY twice and there'd been one spanking since the first of the year.... Until the other night that is.

I think it has a lot to do with winter which depresses the snot right out of me. I hate winter. I hate cold. I hate snow. I hate driving in it. I hate the shorter hours of daylight. All of it. I can't think of ONE SINGLE good thing about winter. Oh wait. Snow days. Snow days are good but honestly I'd gladly forfeit them for warmer temps, clear roads, and no snow. BUT it appears to be about over. Yes we've been known to get some heavy snow in April but that's been maybe a half dozen times in my life. I'm hopeful that it's OVER. No more snow.

The daffodils and forsythia are in bloom here and things are turning from ugly brown to vivid green. There's just something about it that makes me feel as though all is right with the world. You know what I mean? And when all is right, well that includes sex and spanking.

It just all feels good. The warm air. The sunshine. The rain. The crop. The sex. The connectedness. And guess what? Coming from the next room is the sounds of a baseball game on TV. Ahhhhhh....

And oh, yeah... the pup is still a blast.

American Accents

I found this quiz which proved to be rather accurate. Can you guess which result is mine and which belongs to my twin? hehehehehehe

And it's VERY MEGA SUPER important that you read the explanation given with each because it sooooo proves my point. I do NOT have an accent but PK sure as heck does!!!

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The South   That's a Southern accent you've got there. You may love it, you may hate it, you may swear you don't have it, but whatever the case, we can hear it.
Philadelphia
The Midland
The Northeast
The Inland North
The West
Boston
North Central
What American accent do you have? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland   "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland ( Pennsylvania , southern Ohio , southern Indiana , southern Illinois , and Missouri ) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas . You have a good voice for TV and radio.
The West
Boston
North Central
The South
The Inland North
Philadelphia
The Northeast
What American accent do you have? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

Friends, Phones, Ravioli and Road Trips

I don't have any exciting spanking news so I'm gonna just ramble kind of like Grace recently did. I've got a few things running through my mind. I thought I'd share.

Recently my twin, PK and Grace have posted about friendships made here in blogland. I can't add much to what they have said but I can sure "amen" them! Unless I've seen pictures I have a picture in my mind of what everyone looks like. I'm a visual person. I need a face to go with the name. If I don't have one, I just make one up.

PK is right. I can't imagine life without all of you. It's so nice to have somewhere to take this so called "kink" and be myself about it. We've all said it before but I'm going to say it again: It's a shame we can't be who and what we are in our real worlds. I even know of a coworker who is supposedly into some things I would LOVE to talk with her about but don't dare bring it up. What if the rumors I've heard AREN'T true? I'd look pretty ridiculous. It's too big of a risk to take.

It's okay though because we have blogland. I can come on here and talk with all of you anytime I like. I can even pick up the phone and call PK anytime I like. Grace posted about wanting to "make that call" to an internet friend that she has the number for. I know we need to be very cautious with these things but honestly, if I didn't have PK to talk to some days about some of the things we talk to... well ... it would be like it always was before. I'd keep that stuff in and never share it with anyone. I mean it's nice when you can discuss a situation about something or someone and say to the other person "he needs to spank her @$$" and the other person knows that you MEAN it. So Grace, if you know you can trust the person you are calling, do it. Make that call. It's odd but in a very good way to talk with another spanko in a forum other than that of blogging and email.

The other day on Cassie's site I left a comment about one time when I threw a pan of ravioli and since then a half dozen of you have emailed me and asked about it. And Cassie asked in her comments so here's the story....

It was about six weeks before Adam and I got married way back a few years. At that time I had JUST turned 18. My father had died when I was nine and my mother had died just the year before. I don't even remember what set me off but those days were emotionally very hard. I was way too young to be getting married although you couldn't have convinced me of that then. I also still missed my mother horribly. Anyhow, I wasn't throwing it at him, I was just throwing it in general out of frustration and emotions. It hit the linoleum floor, skidded into a hot water heater radiator type fixture in my very old apartment. When it came to a sudden stop... well let's just say ravioli doesn't do well when it goes from 40 mph to 0. It splashed straight up out of the pan. It was just the kind in the can so it wasn't a huge pan or anything. Anyhow, the sauce flew deep into the heater thingie and I never could reach it to clean it all out. I did the best I could but.... it's probably still there.

And finally.....

Adam and I went out for breakfast this morning. It was a nice, relaxing time. He had just used the crop on my rear enough to make me want more. It put me in the mood for the first time in a long time. I'm hopeful about the rest of the day.

Anyhow, I don't know how it happened but we got to talking about another road trip for this summer. We've been saying that we really can't afford it because of another obligation however I think we decided that we can't afford NOT to. If you've been reading my blog all along then you know back in late August we had one heck of a good time out there on the road. We went to one state to see our daughter. Another state to see our other daughter and stopped at a really nice Inn to celebrate our anniversary.

As we talked we decided that for sanity sake, it's a must. So we're going to do our best to make it happen again. We definitely want to see our daughter who more than likely won't make it home again until the holidays. So definitely in the plans would be 3 or 4 nights with her. There's some fun stuff in her area. She's got some good city life near her. I definitely look forward to that. We already know that we can't afford anything like the place we stayed for our anniversary last year that cost nearly $300 a night.

I don't care about that. I am more comfortable in a $75 hotel room anyhow. We're just not sure where else we want to go. I'd LOVE to go to New England, but it's in the wrong direction. We could head further west. I'd love to hit the Arizona/Utah/Colorado area BUT really it's too far. We won't have the time it would take to go there and then all the way back to where we live. The more we talked, the more we decided South. We want to head south. We're thinking Alabama, Georgia or maybe one of the Carolinas.

I just want to get a nice air conditioned hotel room for a couple nights and spend a couple days seeing the sites, going to dinner, relaxing, etc. And the nights? Well, we are pretty good at letting the nights take care of themselves when we want to.

Killing Two Birds With One Barbie Doll

First off, I do feel bad that Theresa is mourning the loss of her Barbie. She asked if I thought it would be a good idea to ask Will to put panties on his head and play dolls with her. Heck ya. Why not? It would make for a great post. You could even video it for all of us to see.

Second off, for the first time in six seasons I've been watching American Idol. I have a couple favorites but that boy Sanjaya isn't one of them. He sings two thousand percent better than I ever could however I would never pay to hear him sing. You've probably heard all the hub-bub and scuttlebutt about him, Howard Stern, and the website www.votefortheworst.com. I found something there. It's a picture.

Hold on.

I'll show you in a minute.

I'm not into making fun of anyone but seriously, this made me laugh. (consider that to be your spew warning). I do feel bad for his family though. This sort of thing has to be hurtful. On the other hand, the kid is gonna be making some mighty big bucks. If I was him, America could make fun of me all they want.

Anyhow, when I saw this I immediately thought of our good friend Theresa and how maybe if we could find one of these for her, it might help ease her grief. It's kind of the same as when your dog dies. The sooner you replace it with a new puppy, the sooner you get over the loss, yes? Anyhow, here's the picture..... start scrolling down.


















Keep scrolling ..... It's down here somewhere. I promise.





















Ta Da !!!!!!

Two Things

1) The other day I posted 3 pictures and challenged you to guess my google word that started with A and filled the blank in "Spank _________" In case you are losing sleep over this, the word is "almighty."

2) And on a different note, this one is just for Theresa!!!

It Was Bound to Happen

I should have known.

Last July when PK told me to climb out of her head because it was crowded with both of us in there, I should have known.

I should have known we looked alike.

I should have known we think alike on many issues.

I should have known we share a profession.

I should have known we'd hit it off, becoming the best of friends.

And I should have known that it couldn't last forever.

I should have known there would come a time when we'd cease to agree.

So you see, we're turning to you, our dear readers to settle this disagreement once and for all.

The loser gets a spanking with three implements of the spankers choice and the winner gets a spanking with three implements of the spankEES choice.

Right PK?

Who gets spanked with what all depends on you guys - our readers. So here's the question.

Civil War

Who Won the Civil War? The north, of course The south, of course The north, I think The south, I think Who cares? Current Results

And before you go into absolute orbit and start Civil War II please know that this is all in fun.

If the truth be known, this picture says everything and more when it comes to things like this. PK and I have been picking at each other about this topic just a bit but that's only cuz she honestly believes the south won. I'm confident however that you all will straighten her out, yes?

Visual DNA

Look what I stole from Snow!!

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This has been me for the past three days.



And when I feel that way I refuse to leave the house. Adam said he could tell though that I am feeling somewhat better because I was whining about not feeling good. When I am at my worst I don't whine, I whimper. There's a difference. Adam is good to me though. He rubs my head. That makes me feel better.

Anyhow, as I'm feeling better I decided to do my little "what did Eva Google this time?" game.

You are about to see three pictures.

I googled "Spank _________" for all three.

See if you can figure out what word goes in the blank.

I'll give you a hint.

It starts with the letter A and it's not Ass. It's a different A word.

Here they are......

Spank ______________

Spank ________________

Spank ______________

Happy St. Patrick's Day

PK told me to tell you all
Happy Saint Patrick's Day!!
She would have done so herself
however after dying her fur green
she took off for a night out on the town.
Isn't she lovely?

Happy St. Patrick's Day

PK told me to tell you all
Happy Saint Patrick's Day!!
She would have done so herself
however after dying her fur green
she took off for a night out on the town.
Isn't she lovely?

News Flash

Notice: There has been mention of a 'party' or gathering of sorts at Grace's house this past weekend. My twin, Elis aka PK and I have discussed these allegations and we would like to make a joint statement: We have no independent knowledge of any such activities. Were it ever to be proven that we were at any such gathering we would have to assume that we were drugged and taken there (against our will) by person or persons unknown in an effort to damage our sterling reputations.

That's our story and we're stickin' to it!!!

Three Little Words

I'm jumping on the bandwagon here!

Three Little Words

1. Where is your cell phone? Under Grace's Couch.

2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? Adam Adam Adam.

3. Hair? Short and straight.

4. Your mother? Died long ago.

5. Your father? Died long ago.

6. Your favorite item(s)? Grace's broken bed.

7. Your dream last night? Grace came home.

8. Your favorite drink? In Grace's fridge.

9. Your dream guy/girl? Adam. Adam. Adam.

10. The room you are in? Grace's Living Room.

11. Your fear? Grace hates us.

12. What do you want to be in 10 years? Grace's good friend.

13. Who did you hang out with last night? The whole gang.

14. What are you not? Afraid of Grace.

15. Are you in love? Adam. Adam. Adam.

16. One of your wish list items? Grace's paint stirrer.

17. What time is it? Almost my bedtime.

18. The last thing you did? Turned PK in.

19. What are you wearing? T-shirt and shorts.

20. Your favorite book? I hate reading.

21. The last thing you ate? Some microwave popcorn.

22. Your life? Happy and content.

23. Your mood? Mellow and sleepy.

24. Your friends? Are in trouble.

25. What are you thinking about right now? Mess at Grace's.

26. Your car? Gray four door.

27. What are you doing at this moment? Relaxing and typing.

28. Your summer? Not soon enough.

29. Your relationship status? Married to Adam.

30. What is on your TV screen? ABC's Desperate Housewives. (I don't watch it)

31. When is the last time you laughed? Today at dinner.

32. Last time you cried? An hour ago.

33. School? Are you kidding?

Party!

Hey everyone!!

If you haven't been to Grace's most recent comments then you are missing the party... just look below at what you're missing!! Get over there and jump in on the fun. The more the merrier.

No.

Wait.

I mean hey!! Someone clean up this mess and quit throwing those implements around... you could break something!

Tiggr D'Amore said...

Expecting too much? To get romanced, wined, dined, whined, spanked, flogged, screwed, made mad passionate love to and fed fruit and cheese and cheesecake? Nah! Never! Have the time of your lives...

Love you!
Tiggs

March 08, 2007 9:07 PM

Eva said...

Have a fantastic time!!

Don't worry about a thing. We'll take good care of the place!

Hugs~
Eva

March 09, 2007 2:26 AM

New Beginnings said...

Grace,
You sound like you are all ready and I know you will have a wonderful trip!


Pssssst... Girls, you hear that! Party at Graces' house this weekend!! I'll bring the booze! No, wait - I don't like booze! I'll bring the chips and dip! Come on Grace will never know!! See you here tonight!!

PK

March 09, 2007 3:51 AM

Paul said...

Grace have a great time, tell us what you can when you return.
Hey PK, I'll bring the booze, you bring the cheesecake, Eva can bring the party games and favours.
Warm hugs,
Paul.

March 09, 2007 4:49 AM

Kallisto said...

Have a great time, Grace!
Hugs,
Kallisto

March 09, 2007 5:41 AM

MaggieDear said...

Grace, You lucky girl! I love the little green nightie.

I'll be with Paul and the booze :)

Have a great weekend!

~Hugs!

March 09, 2007 7:23 AM

grace said...

HEY!

I SAID no parties! PK, bad kitty!

I expected more from you PAUL!

I'm outta here!

HUGS!

grace

March 09, 2007 9:19 AM

Tiggr D'Amore said...

I'll be with the booze and the cheesecake, sanwiched right between Paul and PK and hiding behind Eva just in case Grace forgot something and comes home again...

Maggie? You coming, too?

See you all tonight... what time are we meeting?

March 09, 2007 10:42 AM

New Beginnings said...

Hi guys,
Ignore Grace she should be gone by now! Damn she let the place too clean. Try to remember where every thing was. Some one will probably clean sometime.

Okay we have booze, chips and dip, cheese cake and my gosh look at the bags of cheetos Grace left here!! Well she won't miss a few bags will she??

Remember, everyone is invited!! You don't need to RSVP just show up and bring friends! Where are Theresa, Spanky and Kallisto, Reesa, Cassie, Bonnie, CeeCi?

See everyone later tonight! Tig save me some Cheesecake and I get one side of Paul.

March 09, 2007 1:11 PM

Cassie said...

PK,
We will try to come by. I'll bring Chocolate fondue! Maybe Paul and Tom will get a chance to visit!

Love,
Cassie

March 09, 2007 1:18 PM

Eva said...

I'll bring the cheetos to replace the Graces. And diet Pepsi. I'm with PK. I don't like booze. I need POP. Not soda. Not cokes. It's POP! And let's see... how about some hot wings? And if anyone has a sonic near them please stop and pick me up a peanut butter blast!!

How about hacking in here and putting up some movies or something? Anyone know the password? Email it to me and I'll handle the decorating!!

Back later... going to dinner with the family!!

March 09, 2007 1:48 PM

New Beginnings said...

Yes bring the hot wings, and their called soft drinks not pop! Padme said she would come! And Debbie is coming by. And since Paul threatened spanking at the party I have a feeing everyone will want to drop by!
PK

March 09, 2007 4:56 PM

Eva said...

Well then where the heck is everyone? So....

here we are....

we could talk about Grace while we're waiting on everyone, yes?

And it's POP ... P-O-P. Pop!

March 09, 2007 5:19 PM

New Beginnings said...

I'm here! Soft drink in hand!! Tig is coming with her toy box so she may be moving slow. Yea let’s talk about Grace. We could pick on her for being young and blonde! That is annoying!

And it would have been nice if she had turned off the work varification!

March 09, 2007 5:40 PM

Eva said...

PK~ It really does feel far more welcoming when there's no word verification to deal with. Yes, she could have turned it off. I stopped by to try to help Tiggs carry the toy box but I think it's gonna take 3 men to carry. Geeze, that is one heck of a collection she has.

I'm hungry. Where's the grub?

March 09, 2007 5:56 PM

Cassie said...

We made it girls! Of course Tom only came to keep me in line. PK, have you another soft drink there?? I am dying to take a look in Tig's toy box. If Paul is around here somewhere they are probably talking. If Dave shows up, please keep him away from Tom!

Eve honey, these wings are great!

March 09, 2007 6:06 PM

CeeCi said...

Hey Girls! I was hoping someone would disarm the surveillance camera! Oh good one! Who threw the panties over it?

Now where is that cheesecake? I just worked out for the first time in months, OMG you should have seen my trainer! He had the longest eyelashes, and the biggest forearms, lap looked pretty wonderful too! Great work out, that is when I was paying attention.

Some life, going to work out on a Friday night!

Okay, cheesecake now and no one gets hurt!

word verification="nopigko" um, I guess I'll have a bottle of water and a carrot...CRAP!

March 09, 2007 8:36 PM

Eva said...

Hmph. I thought I left a comment after Ceeci's but hey, I just rolled out of bed and it WAS a wild night around here, huh? So anyhow, CeeCi, I think it was Theresa who is responsible for the panties. What about the camera in the OTHER room? You want the honors?

March 10, 2007 6:13 AM

Bonnie said...

Wow. We should probably clean up this place before Grace gets back. Otherwise, she might figure out that we had a party...

Nachos anyone?

March 10, 2007 6:49 AM

Paul said...

Did I say something about spanking, who me! WEG
Tom, Dave, I need a hand and maybe a tawse oh and a crop for Eva,
Have fun. *G*
Warm hugs,
Paul.

March 10, 2007 7:15 AM

I think I'm ready for my trip.

I've plucked,

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I've buffed,[Photo]

I've shaved all the important parts[Photo]


I've also packed something fun to wear.
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So, you don't think I'm expecting too much...do you??


Anyway, the key is under the mat......
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Don't forget to pick up the newspaper and....
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Please, remember to feed the cat....[Photo]

Oh, and NO parties while I'm gone! I'll be watching![Photo]
Well, I guess that's it. I'm ready to go. Thanks for keeping an eye on the place.
See-ya Tuesday!

HUGS!!!

Name that Tune Answers

1)

Oh, where oh where has my Hitachi wand gone
Oh, where oh where can it be?
With its power on high and its very long cord...
Oh where oh where can it be?


Oh, where oh where has my little dog gone?





2)

Here's a paddle for a needy bottom
And it's been so very long since it was used.
It's just sitting on the shelf waiting for you.
Do you see it there?

Here's a flogger - would you like it better?
It won't sting quite as badly as the other.
It might burn you and leave you longing,
But you are not alone.

If you look around you'll see that there are others...
And they live out here in this big blogland...
And these spankos somehow click together
Waiting for each other to be spanked again.
To be spanked again.
To be spanked again.
They are waiting to be spanked and flogged again.

The Brady Bunch... The Brady Bunch... that's the way we became the Brady Bunch!!



3)

I wish that someone here would spank my bottom....
And put me over top of their knee....
Cuz if they were to spank and rub my bottom....
A very happy spanko I would be...

Yup!! It's the wiener song (Oscar Meyer).



4)

He's going to spank me, oh yes, he'll spank me
He says he'll spank me when he gets home...
He finally sees that I am so needy...
He's going to spank my rear end today.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine...
You make me happy ... when skies are gray...
You'll never know dear how much I love you ...
Please don't take my sunshine away...