Stealing

Recently I spent some time stealing from my fellow bloggers... here's the best of the best most fun stuff I found. Of course I realize you've probably seen much of it, but just in case......



From Angelbrat, I stole this. Fluffy Paws... wouldn't ya think that would be elis??

Christmas Elf Name My Christmas Elf Name is Get your Christmas Elf Name at JokesUnlimited.com

And then moving on to all things spanking, I stole the best booty video clip... have a look...

And have you had the honor of meeting Amber yet? She's a young farmer's wife living in the United States but is originally from Russia. The articles used in the English language tend to stump her so her husband edits her posts. Anyhow, here's a recent post of hers that I enjoyed.



This is what I found in my email this morning:



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Greetings Ms. B. [my maden name came here]



Here are your instructions for Tuesday, December 5. As you know, I expect careful attention to detail and I will be inspecting your work when I return in the evening. In return, you can expect full and appropriate compensation for the quality of your work, or lack thereof.



1. Feed the Chickens.

2. Haul firewood. 15 pieces should be stacked neatly in the stove room.

3. Sweep, vacuum, and mop all floors downstairs.

4. Clean refrigerator completely.

5. Clean bread drawer. Thrown out stale bread.

6. Decorate Christmas tree. Place plastic around base.

7. Place weather stripping around windows.

8. Sing a happy song as you complete all of the above.



Again, I expect complete compliance, especially with item 8.



For each of the above tasks which is left incomplete you will recieve 5 lashes with the apple stick on your bare bottom.



Sincerely yours,



Mr. Hemingway, Proprietor



Sounds to me like someone's going to be very busy!!!!