All Talk and a Magic Pen

Mornings have been interesting around here lately, to say the least.

Adam seems to wake up horny. Then he gets ME horny. And THEN he sends me off to work with promises for the evening.

This has gone on all week.

Every morning we coo and woo and ooooo and ahhh telling each other what is going to happen come evening.

BUT ....

There's been no spankings.

There's been no sex.

There's been nothing more than empty promises.

I'd be upset, but half the time it's me who says, "It's okay if you don't want to play tonight cuz I'm really tired."

It doesn't matter which of us says that, the other responds with "yeah me too."

Now I'm not complaining, mind you. I've been perfectly content to fall asleep with my naked rear end nestled up against his... ummm.... package. Yeah. That's it. His package.

But this whole morning/bedtime scenario is almost to the point of becoming a ritual and so help me, if we do nothing else this weekend we are going to make sure that HE spanks ME and WE do some other things to break out of this week long rut we're trapped in.

So anyhow, yesterday morning Adam says to me, "We're getting old. We're all talk in the morning but when we go to bed at night, the old people zonk out."

Yup that pretty much sums it up.

And then today (Thursday morning) was interesting.

Adam came down stairs as always. I was here on the computer reading a few blogs before work as always. He went in the bathroom as always. He was in there a while as always. I heard the toilet flush. I heard water running. Finally he emerged. Naked. Completely naked. As always.

He walks over and stands beside me. Now, listen... I NEVER said we weren't odd so what I'm about to tell you... just go with it, okay? I'm not making this up.

The very tip of his ... ummm... yeah.. penis was brushing against my arm.

He began to move his hips. The whole time it (yes, IT) was touching my arm, brushing ever so lightly against me.

He starts to speak as he's swinging ....

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...

LLLLLOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...........

YYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I didn't actually detect any of those letters being properly formed on my arm and at one point... actually when he was half way through it tickled so much that I pulled my arm away and laughed.

I told him, "That's enough, I have to go to work now."

He then insisted that I was NOT leaving for work until I let him finish what he had started with his "magic pen."

Magic pen?

Yes. Magic pen. Guess that is what he's calling it now.

And THEN....

Yes, there's more.

He went to the kitchen... still naked ... as I did a few last minute things in order to get out the door on time.

When I went into the kitchen, I turned to him to say goodbye. He then... and I'm still scratching my head over this one. My prim and proper Adam then reached out with both hands and covered both of my breasts. In rapid succession he squeezed them 3 times and made this noise.... and I can't begin to find the words to describe it.

I will say this though, the thought coming to my mind is the same sound and action one gets from one of those bicycle horns where you squeeze the little bulb. Come to think of it, I think that's EXACTLY what he was doing. He was making bicycle horns out of my boobs.

Hmph.

He has NEVER done anything like that before. He's always been more ... ummm... what's the word... respectful? Appreciative? Loving?

I am sure I had a stunned look on my face. After a quick millisecond of silence we both started to laugh. He informed me that he was not awake yet and was in no way responsible for his actions.

Yeah. Whatever.

I informed HIM that he is INDEED responsible AND furthermore I let him know that even though there's been no spankings or sex, he had just given me some awesome blogging material.

So how's your monitor looking?

Spewed upon?

Originally I was going to put a spew warning on this post but then decided against it because ... well quite honestly I just like to hear Theresa whine about her monitor getting all disgusting from the diet cola that exits her mouth.


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