And Yet Another Meme From Theresa

Here's a new spanking meme, courtesy of the Princess of Spanking, Katie Spades. I got it from Theresa who got it from Bonnie. Please feel free to steal it.









Have you ever:

Posted to a spanking newsgroup/bulletin board/mailing list? Yeah a little last summer. I posted under the name "fortysomething" on the Spanking Den.

Bought/downloaded spanking pictures? Nope, I just like living the lifestyle.

Bought/downloaded spanking magazines or literature? No.

Been in a spanking chat room? They have these? Do any of you hang out there? I doubt they would be what I'm looking for.

Bought spanking-related books in a real bookstore? You mean like Barnes and Noble? Excuse me where's the spanking section? Um... no I guess not.

Written a spanking story? A very few.

Looked up the word "spank" in the dictionary? This cracks me up because it's never occurred to me to do that. Should I? Do I dare? Oh why not... dictionary.com, here I come.

spank (spngk)
v. spanked, spank·ing, spanks
v. tr.To slap on the buttocks with a flat object or with the open hand, as for punishment.
v. intr.To move briskly or spiritedly.
n.A slap on the buttocks.

Oh, like that was a surprise!!! LOL

Bought/watched a spanking video? Well yeah. What spanko hasn't?

Cyber-spanked someone or been cyber-spanked? Not my thing.

Watched someone else get spanked in real life? Nope but I wouldn't mind seeing Elis getting her hide tanned. Ahhhhahahahaha

Been to a fetish shop such as Kinematics or Stormy Leather? I live in the Bible Belt...where are these places?<-------------- Kentucky, Theresa, Kentucky. How many times do we have to tell you this? As for me... ummmm .... no, I never go to those sorts of places.

Purchased toys specifically for spanking? Yeah you can even get them at the grocery store.<--------- Great idea Theresa!! I am still however partial to my crop!!! The new flogger's not bad either.

Made your own spanking toys? No but Nick makes toys for Elis and if she were a true friend she'd have him make me some and ship them to me.

Spent more than $100 on a single spanking toy? What in the world would cost that much? The ONLY thing I could think of that would interest me enough to pay that sort of money would be a crop like Tom bought Cassie for her birthday.

Owned 10 or more spanking toys? Probably. I've never counted. We keep adding to the collection though.

Had a spanking fantasy while masturbating? Are there other kinds of fantasys?<----Exactly, Theresa!!!

Had a spanking fantasy about a real life spanking you'd seen/read about? Nah. I'm creative enough to come up with my own stuff.

Had a spanking fantasy while having sex? Tell me about these other fantasies people have.
(Psssst... Theresa, I don't think they exist)

Spanked/been spanked while touching intimately? Uh huh uh huh oh yeah!<-------- down girl!!! She's an eager little beaver isn't she? As for me, Ummm... well... yeah. Of course.


Spanked/been spanked during sex? Helloooooo... what kind of question is that?

Given/had an orgasm while spanking/being spanked? Okay, this was a new experience for me but yes it's happened and it caught me off guard... this was just recently so who knows where it will lead from here.

Spanked/been spanked with no specifically sexual overtones whatsoever? No. I relate to Bonnie here. The two go hand in hand. It would be hard to separate the two. I can have sex without spanking but would find it extremely difficult to be spanked without sex following it.

Spanked/been spanked on the bare bottom? Yes and I wouldn't have it any other way!

Spanked/been spanked for more than 10 minutes? Gosh, I hope so. I don't watch the clock.

Spanked/been spanked for more than an hour? Do people live to tell about that?

Been involved in a situation where if something went wrong, the only means to stop the scene was a safeword? No and we don't even have a safeword. I don't think Adam has ever even heard of the concept.

Used your safeword/had someone use their safeword? Obviously not.

Spanked/been spanked where there was no safeword? Obviously.

Spanked/been spanked with:

A hand? both hands!
Paddle? Yeah but it's kind of wimpy. We need a better one.
Hairbrush? Ummm... actually no
Ruler? No that would be too close to my job for comfort.
Spoon? Yes, but I don't like wood.
Cane? No.
Switch/birch? No
Crop? Ummmmm only a million times since August.
Belt/strap? Another favorite.
Flogger/whip? Should these two be linked together like this? A whip would scare the begeebies out of me but a flogger? That's just fun! Sky taught me how to use it!
Implement with holes? No but I'd be interested....no wait.. I take that back.. I didn't mean it.
Ordinary object not intended for spanking, such as remote control or shoe? He thwacked me with something tonight I don't even know what it was... rolled up paper maybe? He doesn't use too many weird things ... we stick to our regulars.
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