Tattoos

THIS is why I'm glad I never got a tattoo. I always thought I wanted one BUT......

Yeah yeah..... another movie. This one is just too funny though.



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Here's What Really Happened....

Okay, I think some folks might be taking little old me way too seriously. I didn't really see Bonnie. I didn't even think I saw Bonnie. Yes, we were in a Chinese Restaurant and yes I was eating Peanut Chicken and yes a biker couple came in and yes she had on a black Harley shirt and yes she did make eye contact with me.

BUT when she turned her back to me and I saw the jeans and similar appearance of Bonnie's avatar I though "hmph... that's amusing." I then went on talking with Adam. I didn't give it another thought at all until.....

I emailed Bonnie recently to ask her a question about something. As always she was gracious and responded. Shortly after reading her response I was sitting here thinking "what to blog about... what to blog about... THAT is the question."

I then remembered the woman in the restaurant and just ran with it. Some of your comments sound as though you think perhaps I am not in touch with reality. Please be assured I was just running with an idea and having fun at Bonnie's expense.

I don't wander aimlessly through life seeking all of you out. Every once in a while however something will happen that might bring one of you to mind. But please.... don't take me seriously. Again, I was just having some fun. And honestly I haven't found any blogging friends from my state yet. And yes, I've done my research too and there are none near me at all. I do not expect to run into any of you anytime soon. Again, I was just having fun. Please don't take me seriously.

I Saw Bonnie

I did.

I saw Bonnie.

I swear. It was her.

Adam and I were sitting in a restaurant last night enjoying a nice Chinese dinner. We knew it was going to be our last quality time together for a week or two as Adam is now away on business and won't be home till his project is complete.

Anyhow, I nearly choked on a bite of Peanut Chicken when she and Randy walked in.

They were talking and holding hands as they followed the hostess to their table which was directly behind Adam. As she removed her blazer she turned and made eye contact with me. (Admit it Bonnie. You knew it was me as much as I knew it was you).

What was the give away?

I'll tell you what gave her away. Her cute ass. The jeans her cute ass was in. AND that's not all... there was the black shirt to complete the signature avatar of our very own Bonnie.

Bet you all didn't know that's really a Harley-Davidson Motorcycle shirt she's wearing. It is. I swear. It's just plain on the back.

Guess what else? I don't think she would ever tell us this, but Randy is shaved bald. Even at that, he is a very handsome, respectable looking biker.... complete with leather vest and chains.

And, don't tell Bonnie I said this but I don't think she really writes for a living. I think she sells naughty nighties or maybe she does singing telegrams. I'm not sure what she does but she and Randy are definitely bikers. I strongly suspect that the matching Harleys we saw in the parking lot when we left belong to them. But IF she really is a writer then I'm guessing she does the nighties on the side........ in her free time, of course.

No kidding. I choked.

Okay. Seriously. Does this happen to the rest of you? Do you see people and things, hear things that make you think of someone you know in blogland and wonder if "maybe, just maybe" ..... but then you think "nah...couldn't be?"

Do you remember my trip to the adult store a month ago? It happened then too. I even look at my coworkers and wonder. And people in the grocery store. Church. Everywhere. I swear. You guys are everywhere!!

Please tell me I'm not the only one. Please tell my that you, too, have stopped and smiled and thought "nah... couldn't possibly be." And then it takes all your strength to not walk up to the person and say "Excuse me but have you had your buns toasted lately?"

And you think I'm joking? I'm telling you if I'd had a camera last night..... and IF I'd had the nerve to snap a picture you all would be saying "Oh, my gravy," just like Theresa says, "It is Bonnie."

And as Elis once said, will you please crawl out of my head. It's crowded in there.

Oh, well.

At least now I have a face to go with the ass.... I mean avatar.

Is He Trying to Tell Me Something?

Last Saturday Adam had to work. He doesn't normally work on Saturdays. I wasn't thrilled about the idea but didn't say anything because I know what this project means to him. Anyhow, he let me sleep in and quietly left. When I woke and came downstairs I found the following note on my keyboard.... (coloring is his- he used two pens)

"Good Morning.

Warning:

Sex, Fucking, etc when I get home!

Love, Me"

Ya think he was trying to tell me something?

I had a few things to do that day. Nothing major but because I'm still adjusting to being back in the workforce AND because parents send their darlings to school with all kinds of germs so I'd been sick all week.... because of those two things the house had been sorely neglected. I hadn't run the vacuum all week and there were dishes piling up in the kitchen. I took care of those issues and spent time here... working on my blog. In fact as I type this it's still actually Saturday but if all goes as planned this won't post until Thursday or Friday after the fact.

Anyhow, eventually I was feeling tired so I went upstairs to lay down for a bit. Next thing I know guess who was in the room? I barely remember opening my eyes and seeing Adam in nothing but his undies. He had his back to the bed and was closing the bedroom door. I figured maybe he was tired, too.

Yeah, right.

That man never rests. He got in bed alright. And the rest is a blur. I remember my denim capris being yanked from me.... along with everything else I had on. The crop came out. The spanking was intense. The sex was awesome. I don't think I can share more than that.

Afterwards he made it perfectly clear that he was quite proud of the fact that he had yanked my pants down and warmed my ass. LOL Indeed he had. I told him to just put me back like he found me when he was done.

He decided he was hungry and wanted to go right then to a new restaurant in town. He figured we'd have better luck getting near the place since it was the middle of the afternoon. We'd tried on 3 other occasions since they'd opened but couldn't even squeeze our car in the parking lot.

He climbed out of bed and said "I am going to go fall down the steps now." That's his way of saying "Hot damn, that was some good sex and all feeling in my legs is gone." And indeed, it was some hot damn good sex.

He then announced he would approach the steps as our children did many years ago. I heard him sliding down one at a time on his butt. Finally I got out of bed figuring he was in the bathroom by now.

(It's an old house. When someone installed running water many years ago they were either too lazy or too poor to run the pipes to the second floor so all plumbing is on the first floor).

I had to laugh when I saw him sitting there... still on the steps... only half way down. He was pretty well spent.

I love those types of compliments. They mean more to me than any words he might speak.

And yes, we did make it to the restaurant for a late lunch... or would that be an early dinner? Doesn't matter. It was a glorious Saturday. THAT'S what matters.

As I said, it's actually still Saturday as I type this so I think I'm going to go finish that nap now.

Confusion.....

Because there still seems to be some confusion over the CORRECT answers I will tell you this... the only correct one in the post below this is Grace. The rest are wrong, wrong, wrong. You all just voted for them. You have to click on the persons name to find out if they are the correct one or not. Try it. Click on a name (or blog name) and see what happens.

Ohhhhhh... okay.... now I get it!!!

ROFL

Quiz answers

The polls are closed....

Here are the answers to Sunday's Quiz.... Leave a comment and tell us all how you did.

I'll go first... I got 100% Hehehehehe

Click on the answer you think is correct to see if you're right... (apparently this is vague... [sorry Bonnie] the answers are clickable links... if you're wrong, it will say so.... if you are right it takes you to the page where it was said)

The "winning" picks' stats are in red... but they aren't necessarily right!! I think you might be really surprised by some of the correct answers.

1) Which blog contains the statement, "Tigger is a bottom with a very real dominant streak?

a) Fantastic Spanking (1) 5%

b) American Spanking Society (3) 15%

c) A Reluctant Dom (14) 70%

d) Paul in quotes on Dante's site (2) 10%

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2) Who said "Now I'm not what you'd call a card carrying feminist by any stretch of the imagination?"

a) Tiggr (6) 30%

b) Bonnie (5) 25%

c) SuZQ (2) 10%

d) Cassie (7) 35 %

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3) Which blog contains the line "The worst part was when he made me put my pants back on, without panties, so I could feel it the rest of the day."

a) Grace (9) 45%

b) Eva (4) 20%

c) Sky (3) 15%

d) Elis (4) 20%

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4) Who said, "I know finally that he loves me and that we are doing this to enrich and supplement our life together . . .

a) Elis (5) 25%

b) Tiggr (5) 25%

c) Eva (6) 30%

d) Grace (4) 20%

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5) Who said, "Me, me, me. It's all about me today?"

a) Bonnie (2) 10%

b) SuZQ (9) 45 %

c) Elis (2) 10%

d) Eva (7) 35%


How'd ya do??

There's Nothing like the Letter L

Law - There's nothing like it to keep life bearable.

Letters - There's nothing like a little fun on Tuesdays.

Literature - There's nothing like a GOOD book now and then.

Loyalty - There's nothing like a true friend.

Lunch - There's nothing like it to give me a break from kids at work.

Leaves - There's nothing like watching the show they provide in October.

Legs - There's nothing like raising them....yikes... never mind.

Lynne - There's nothing like a friend who understands my weirdness.

Love - There's nothing like knowing you're loved when each day ends.

Lover - There's nothing like knowing he's there when each day ends.

Lust - There's nothing like it to make the above two that much more fun.

Learning - There's nothing like it when it's clicking in the classroom.

Leather - There's nothing like it at the end of the day..... hehehehe

Left - There's nothing like it to tell us which way to turn.

Lemons - There's nothing like it added to iced tea.

Lemonade - There's nothing like it on a hot summer day.

Lungs - There's nothing like lungs to keep us from feeling suffocated. Duh.

Letters - There's nothing like it... whether it comes in the mail or the email.

Lettuce - There's nothing like it on a burger.

Lint brush - There's nothing like it when I'm in a hurry to leave for work and discover the cat slept on the clothes I laid out the night before.

Light bulbs - There's nothing like it when the sun goes down.

Lightening - There's nothing like a free fireworks display!!

Lilacs - There's nothing like the small of lilacs in the spring to let us know that all has been renewed.

Linen - There's nothing like the oh, so popular fresh linen/clean cotton scents that everyone makes their product in now days.

Lips - There's nothing like using them for kissing the one you love best.

Listening - There's nothing like it when it comes to opening the floodgate of communication.

Living Room - There's nothing like it when relaxation is needed.

Lotion - There's nothing like it when the winter takes it's tole on human skin.



Well that's my L list. I thought it was pretty good until I read SuZQ's list. Whew. That girl is hot, hot, hot!!!