Magnificent M

Is it Tuesday already??

Magnet - fun to play with. I have these heavy duty ones that came with a set of coins from across the pond cuz our American money isn't magnetic. Way cool.

Moon - fun to look at out my bedroom window after Adam has tanned my bottom and done other wonderful things to my body.

Monkey - fun to watch in the zoo. One made a pass at Adam once. Blew him kisses and everything.

Mask - fun to wear on Halloween although they kind of make me claustrophobic. I just like seeing everyone else dress up.

Monday - fun to just get it over with so that the weekend comes back around.

Money - fun to find when you are down to your last couple of bucks. I found $5 I didn't know I had today. That was fun. I probably had $100 or so in my wallet but that unexpected $5 made my day.

Mail - fun to receive unless it's bills then I don't really like it but yesterday I got some fun mail. Remember my "oh my God" hitachi wand post? Yeah well yesterday these arrived: Click here if you dare.

My place of employment - fun place to be most of the time (yes its name starts with M). I am not only grateful for my job, I also happen to like it.

Men - fun to ... well you know... just one particular man though.

Matrimony - fun to be a part of for 25 wonderful years with the most wonderful man in the world who hasn't spanked me lately... or made love to me... ummm ... wait... he's quickly losing status here but matrimony is still really fun.

Magazine - fun to read on a rainy day if it's not some boring national geographic or something.

Mother - fun to remember because mine died when I was 16. My mom was ornery though. She used to play jokes on my dad. They were both teachers. One night he fell asleep on the couch. She was grading papers. She couldn't resist the urge and took a black sharpie and colored his toenails permanently black. The next morning he died but we never ever quit laughing about that. She also used to tell him there was a long distance call for him when he was in the shower. Not. Okay I could talk about mom (and dad) all day. I'll stop.

March - fun because it's Adam's birthday month and spring is springing up and school's almost out and the roads aren't so slippery and icy anymore.

Math - fun. period. It is, too. Get over it.

Morning - fun because a new day has just begun and that's when I am at my very best.

Motor - fun because it moves things... like cars... and lawn mowers...

Music - fun to sing along with even though I can't sing and if I started you all would beg me to please stop and I would... actually I'd never sing in front of you to begin with. I could be jailed for torturing you.

Mouse - fun to have on the computer cuz if we didn't have mice then we'd have to do everything with the keyboard and that would be totally frustrating.

M&M's - fun because they're chocolate and my guess is that we all like stuff that melts in our mouths.

Mouth - fun for lots of things... like eating chocolate.

M is just a fun letter....

Oral Sex, A.D.D., and Boredom

I'm finding myself extremely bored because Adam is away. He will be home soon enough, I know but in the meantime I've been struggling for things to do in order to alleviate the boredom. Ten days feels like a long time.

I've been blogging for nearly 3 months now and if you've been reading along you probably have pretty much figured out that my mind goes in many different directions. I confess, I do indeed have adult A.D.D. I can get off topic easily without even knowing it at the time but I can also come back to the topic easily. It's a nice trait to have .... sometimes.

At any rate this is an off topic post. I did a google image search for "oral sex." I just have to show you some of the things that came up. Before I do though, the reason I thought to do this particular search is because I discovered this first picture on someone's blog and just wondered if there was more good stuff out there..... enjoy... this is definitely me just having fun.



Oral sex. Get it?? Hahahahahaha























I'm thinkin' there's just not a whole lot of commentary I could add to this.












I reckon this here's some pretty noteworthy advice.














I was well into adulthood before I realized this doesn't qualify as oral sex.












I have no idea why this one would show up in an oral sex search. I do think it's rather lovely though so I decided to include it. Painted on tattoos? Or real? Looks painted to me.














What is a sketch of a dude in a 10-gallon cowboy hat doing in my google search??












Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha ahhhh ha ha ha ha

Should have known I couldn't get through dozens of pages of images on oral sex without billy boy showin' up.













I'm not.. I repeat not into anything with animals. I just thought this was funnier than heck. You may have to click on the photo to see that itty bitty caption at the top. Better yet, I'll just tell ya what it says ... "Bill, Let's call her Monica."


And this concludes the oral sex tour. Please stay seated until we come to a complete stop and then exit to your left. And PLEASE: Resist the urge to explain the cowboy hat to me.

Blogger Quiz #2

It's another quiz!!! Pick who you believe said each quote and don't forget to click "submit" at the end.


A number of you also said you forgot your answers last week between Sunday and Wednesday so you may want to write them down to check later. Actually I'll post the answers late Tuesday sometime.

Who Said That?

1. "True to form my former self never said a word assuming any good husband would read my mind and know what I was feeling." - Please Select -TiggrElisGraceSuZQ 2. "Stud? Are we horny today?" - Please Select -TiggrWindSnNSparkle 3. "It wasn't terribly clear to me that the spreader bar was included with the ankle cuffs..." - Please Select -SparkleSkyTiggrLily 4. "I am more connected to my being than I've been in a very long time. I'm proud of myself for my accomplishments." - Please Select -SnNGraceSuZQCeeCi 5. "I laughed and laughed, I hugged his neck, and I felt so much relief." - Please Select -GraceCeeCiCassieSnN 6. "Call it hormones. Call it the approach of a full moon." - Please Select -BonnieSkyTheresaSparkle 7. "....to conform to or attempt to compete with the slim-waisted, bountiful-boobed, long-legged model-types..." - Please Select -ElisTiggrEvaSky 8. "I'm sorry but I could just see this man on a mission..." - Please Select -ElisTiggrTheresaCassie Current Results

Tattoos

THIS is why I'm glad I never got a tattoo. I always thought I wanted one BUT......

Yeah yeah..... another movie. This one is just too funny though.



Tatoo Remover - video powered by Metacafe

Here's What Really Happened....

Okay, I think some folks might be taking little old me way too seriously. I didn't really see Bonnie. I didn't even think I saw Bonnie. Yes, we were in a Chinese Restaurant and yes I was eating Peanut Chicken and yes a biker couple came in and yes she had on a black Harley shirt and yes she did make eye contact with me.

BUT when she turned her back to me and I saw the jeans and similar appearance of Bonnie's avatar I though "hmph... that's amusing." I then went on talking with Adam. I didn't give it another thought at all until.....

I emailed Bonnie recently to ask her a question about something. As always she was gracious and responded. Shortly after reading her response I was sitting here thinking "what to blog about... what to blog about... THAT is the question."

I then remembered the woman in the restaurant and just ran with it. Some of your comments sound as though you think perhaps I am not in touch with reality. Please be assured I was just running with an idea and having fun at Bonnie's expense.

I don't wander aimlessly through life seeking all of you out. Every once in a while however something will happen that might bring one of you to mind. But please.... don't take me seriously. Again, I was just having some fun. And honestly I haven't found any blogging friends from my state yet. And yes, I've done my research too and there are none near me at all. I do not expect to run into any of you anytime soon. Again, I was just having fun. Please don't take me seriously.

I Saw Bonnie

I did.

I saw Bonnie.

I swear. It was her.

Adam and I were sitting in a restaurant last night enjoying a nice Chinese dinner. We knew it was going to be our last quality time together for a week or two as Adam is now away on business and won't be home till his project is complete.

Anyhow, I nearly choked on a bite of Peanut Chicken when she and Randy walked in.

They were talking and holding hands as they followed the hostess to their table which was directly behind Adam. As she removed her blazer she turned and made eye contact with me. (Admit it Bonnie. You knew it was me as much as I knew it was you).

What was the give away?

I'll tell you what gave her away. Her cute ass. The jeans her cute ass was in. AND that's not all... there was the black shirt to complete the signature avatar of our very own Bonnie.

Bet you all didn't know that's really a Harley-Davidson Motorcycle shirt she's wearing. It is. I swear. It's just plain on the back.

Guess what else? I don't think she would ever tell us this, but Randy is shaved bald. Even at that, he is a very handsome, respectable looking biker.... complete with leather vest and chains.

And, don't tell Bonnie I said this but I don't think she really writes for a living. I think she sells naughty nighties or maybe she does singing telegrams. I'm not sure what she does but she and Randy are definitely bikers. I strongly suspect that the matching Harleys we saw in the parking lot when we left belong to them. But IF she really is a writer then I'm guessing she does the nighties on the side........ in her free time, of course.

No kidding. I choked.

Okay. Seriously. Does this happen to the rest of you? Do you see people and things, hear things that make you think of someone you know in blogland and wonder if "maybe, just maybe" ..... but then you think "nah...couldn't be?"

Do you remember my trip to the adult store a month ago? It happened then too. I even look at my coworkers and wonder. And people in the grocery store. Church. Everywhere. I swear. You guys are everywhere!!

Please tell me I'm not the only one. Please tell my that you, too, have stopped and smiled and thought "nah... couldn't possibly be." And then it takes all your strength to not walk up to the person and say "Excuse me but have you had your buns toasted lately?"

And you think I'm joking? I'm telling you if I'd had a camera last night..... and IF I'd had the nerve to snap a picture you all would be saying "Oh, my gravy," just like Theresa says, "It is Bonnie."

And as Elis once said, will you please crawl out of my head. It's crowded in there.

Oh, well.

At least now I have a face to go with the ass.... I mean avatar.

Is He Trying to Tell Me Something?

Last Saturday Adam had to work. He doesn't normally work on Saturdays. I wasn't thrilled about the idea but didn't say anything because I know what this project means to him. Anyhow, he let me sleep in and quietly left. When I woke and came downstairs I found the following note on my keyboard.... (coloring is his- he used two pens)

"Good Morning.

Warning:

Sex, Fucking, etc when I get home!

Love, Me"

Ya think he was trying to tell me something?

I had a few things to do that day. Nothing major but because I'm still adjusting to being back in the workforce AND because parents send their darlings to school with all kinds of germs so I'd been sick all week.... because of those two things the house had been sorely neglected. I hadn't run the vacuum all week and there were dishes piling up in the kitchen. I took care of those issues and spent time here... working on my blog. In fact as I type this it's still actually Saturday but if all goes as planned this won't post until Thursday or Friday after the fact.

Anyhow, eventually I was feeling tired so I went upstairs to lay down for a bit. Next thing I know guess who was in the room? I barely remember opening my eyes and seeing Adam in nothing but his undies. He had his back to the bed and was closing the bedroom door. I figured maybe he was tired, too.

Yeah, right.

That man never rests. He got in bed alright. And the rest is a blur. I remember my denim capris being yanked from me.... along with everything else I had on. The crop came out. The spanking was intense. The sex was awesome. I don't think I can share more than that.

Afterwards he made it perfectly clear that he was quite proud of the fact that he had yanked my pants down and warmed my ass. LOL Indeed he had. I told him to just put me back like he found me when he was done.

He decided he was hungry and wanted to go right then to a new restaurant in town. He figured we'd have better luck getting near the place since it was the middle of the afternoon. We'd tried on 3 other occasions since they'd opened but couldn't even squeeze our car in the parking lot.

He climbed out of bed and said "I am going to go fall down the steps now." That's his way of saying "Hot damn, that was some good sex and all feeling in my legs is gone." And indeed, it was some hot damn good sex.

He then announced he would approach the steps as our children did many years ago. I heard him sliding down one at a time on his butt. Finally I got out of bed figuring he was in the bathroom by now.

(It's an old house. When someone installed running water many years ago they were either too lazy or too poor to run the pipes to the second floor so all plumbing is on the first floor).

I had to laugh when I saw him sitting there... still on the steps... only half way down. He was pretty well spent.

I love those types of compliments. They mean more to me than any words he might speak.

And yes, we did make it to the restaurant for a late lunch... or would that be an early dinner? Doesn't matter. It was a glorious Saturday. THAT'S what matters.

As I said, it's actually still Saturday as I type this so I think I'm going to go finish that nap now.