I Hate to Steal But......

Last night I did something I haven't done in a long time.

I checked my keywords. Now I'm not one to steal. And I'm especially not one to steal from the Queen of Spanking however, after checking these keywords I just have to share with you. I can only hope Bonnie forgives me for stealing her idea.

So here we go.....

spanking times jeans - Hmmmm... let's see... Spanking times jeans equals sore ass squared??

she is my twin - PK? Is that you?

spanking my self with the belt - and the crop and the hairbrush and the backscratcher and the flogger and and and....

when my husband spanks me - Why does this sound like the beginnings to a good Fantasy Friday story or maybe a nice love ballad??

the sleaman's - I don't know them personally but I'm sure they are lovely people.Are they spankos?

ouch, that hurt. you're lucky it wasn't hard... this i mean, not my dick - And this led you to me? Figures.

spanked crop - Bad crop!! I'd rather have a spanked Eva.

I'm not near as funny or talented as Bonnie in this area so thank you for humoring me and reading a lot!!!

In other news - The ticker is stuck but that's okay because it should be about time to take a 3 or 4 pound drop. I'm hoping to change it this weekend even if it's only a pound. And it's okay. I don't even care. As long as I'm not gaining, life is fantastic!! People don't recognize me. That's a hoot to watch the expression change when they realize it's me. I guess the change in me has been quite noticeable. And that's a very good thing.

Although the change in my appearance is wonderful, it's not half as wonderful as how I feel. This morning I shoveled about 75 feet of sidewalk. The snow was about six inches deep. Wet. Heavy. Then I cleaned it off my car. I wasn't even breathing heavy when I was done. This time last year, I would have been in tears after about 10 feet of sidewalk. I honestly could NOT do it then. Energy is a wonderful thing!!!

Spring's coming!!!! Even though it's snowing like crazy in my neck of the woods and all the schools are closed there is a feeling of spring in the air. The birds were singing as I shoveled. How cool is that? It was like they were entertaining me or keeping me company. That was a good feeling. There's light at the end of the tunnel and I can't wait. I'm looking forward to warmer weather as a skinny person. Oh, wait. I don't have any summer clothes. Looks like I'll be doing more shopping.!!

That's about it. I think I'll go roam around blogland and see what the rest of you are up to. I hope someone out there is getting spanked. I'm up for a little vicarious living today.