Name that Tune Answers

1)

Oh, where oh where has my Hitachi wand gone
Oh, where oh where can it be?
With its power on high and its very long cord...
Oh where oh where can it be?


Oh, where oh where has my little dog gone?





2)

Here's a paddle for a needy bottom
And it's been so very long since it was used.
It's just sitting on the shelf waiting for you.
Do you see it there?

Here's a flogger - would you like it better?
It won't sting quite as badly as the other.
It might burn you and leave you longing,
But you are not alone.

If you look around you'll see that there are others...
And they live out here in this big blogland...
And these spankos somehow click together
Waiting for each other to be spanked again.
To be spanked again.
To be spanked again.
They are waiting to be spanked and flogged again.

The Brady Bunch... The Brady Bunch... that's the way we became the Brady Bunch!!



3)

I wish that someone here would spank my bottom....
And put me over top of their knee....
Cuz if they were to spank and rub my bottom....
A very happy spanko I would be...

Yup!! It's the wiener song (Oscar Meyer).



4)

He's going to spank me, oh yes, he'll spank me
He says he'll spank me when he gets home...
He finally sees that I am so needy...
He's going to spank my rear end today.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine...
You make me happy ... when skies are gray...
You'll never know dear how much I love you ...
Please don't take my sunshine away...