Friday, May 18, 2007

PK Here!

Hi folks, it’s really me PK in an effort to further confuse everyone who mix Eva and me up, you can see that I am posting on her site. Yep we gave each other access to our sites; rather she gave me access since she was already capable of breaking into mine. Anyway since I feel this was a nice direct link back to her home I thought I would sneak in while she was away and look through her house. I thought you might like to hear what I found… I even took a few pictures!

The main floor is really nice and cozy. Woops I woke the pup! Well he is cute; I guess I will have company on this little tour! Hope he doesn’t squeal. There are lots of pictures of her kids, a few pictures of Adam but not many of Eva. I finally did fine one and it’s posted farther down. Good grief her kitchen is neat! Yet it looks like she uses it frequently too! The only reason I even have a kitchen is because it came with the house! She cannot be this good at keeping everything neat; I know I’ll look in here! Ah ha!! I knew it just look in this frig! Green stuff everywhere, just like in my refrigerator. It does look a little different from the green stuff growing in my frig but no less disgusting! Here are some pictures!




That green stuff gives me the shivers I’m heading on. Look what we have here – stairs! Let’s look back to the early years. Yep sure enough, there it is - the washer. Looks innocent enough doesn’t it.




But wait, look at this! Well aren’t they bold as brass. I guess the girls don’t use the washer much. Look at the plaque on the wall.

On this spot Eva

got her butt blistered

for the first time.

Circa 2002

I guess there is something to be said for commemorating great events in history. But I have got to wonder what the Maytag repairman thinks!


Come on pup I am headed to the top floor, I want to see this bedroom. Lavender lace and pink ruffles!! Who would have thought?? Nah, I’m kidding Eva is no girly, girl! It’s a nice bedroom with a big bed. The mirror is nice too but I would be afraid of in falling on us while we slept! I do like the picture of Eva that Adam keeps on his side of the bed! Have I mentioned lately how much we look alike??





Toy box, toy box where are you? Okay, here it is. It’s bigger than I expected! I think she has been holding out on us! These seem well worn maybe they get more use that we have been told. But where is the crop?? Oh, got it, good hiding place! Look the pup is sitting up and begging, he wants his chew toy back. Sorry pup Eva would come after me with it if I let you chew on it.



Well, I got to get out of here before Eva gets home. Back down to the living room. I was getting ready to dash out the door when I saw it. How on earth did I miss seeing this on the way in? It look like a shrine. You are not going to believe what Eva has stuffed and mounted and kept under glass in the living room. Really I think the special lighting is just a bit too much. I took a picture; you’re not going to believe it …











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I told you you wouldn't believe it!

Don’t tell her I was the one who came in folks! She will know someone was here but I think I have thought of a way to throw suspicion on someone else. I painted the pups toe nails pink – she will be sure Theresa was here!

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Let's Count to Ten



One.... One blistered bottom.

Two ... two leather paddles.

Three..... three spanking crops.

Four.... four weeks until the road trip begins.

Five .... five weeks until PK and I meet face to face.

Six.... six sexy spankings.

Seven.... seven lucky swats.

Eight... eight harder swats.

Nine .... nine more to grow on.

AND......

Ten.... only ten more days of school!!!

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

As They Come

There's just something about this time of year.

The threat of snow is gone. The trees are coming out. The lilacs smell fantastic. Moods are lighter. Happier. The air smells pure. I have actually had to wear my sunglasses on the way to work lately. Most of the year I drive to work in the dark.

I've been thinking about TTWD lately and I've wondered what could be better than an outdoor spanking? Oh how I wish we lived in total seclusion. I would absolutely adore being spanked in the great outdoors.

Picture it..... green grass... trees. Birds chirping. Sun shining. Or maybe it would be under the glow of the moon. Can you see it? Taste it? Smell it? Live it?

Then again......

It would be my luck that the minute my pants came down I'd either fall into a big patch of poison something or other OR a swarm of bees would take aim at my hiney.

Scratch the outdoor spanking. Too many bugs and things are in the great outdoors.

And snakes and things.

Ewe.

Here's a thought. How about a little spanking game? How about 10 swats as I leave the house each morning for each day of school I have left... or better year how about ten for each day I've completed this year.

Okay so that would take more time than I have in the morning. It sure would be a great way to start the day though.

So I'm thinking. The thought of "do I want a spanking?" isn't really an issue. We all know the answer to that one. The issue here is coming up with something new. Creative. Imaginative.

I'm not creative. I wish I was.

Thinking.....

Thinking....















Still thinking.

Actually I'm surprised you're still here because this might take a while.

I do think the great outdoors would be fun for spanking however have I mentioned that I don't like spiders, snakes, and I failed plant identification?

Let's see.... the ideal spanking.

You know what? I think every spanking I've received in recent years from Adam has been ideal.
I still speculate. Fantasize. Dream. Wonder.


There's still a lot to experience. There's a lot I don't know. Who knows. Maybe one of these days we'll venture into the great outdoors. In the meantime, those stolen swats in the aisle at Target continue to amuse me.

So it's 169 down, 11 to go. What's a 168 times ten? Okay wait.

Scratch that times ten idea.

I'll just take them as they come.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Excitement

Thirteen more days!!!






Adam came home from the store today. He'd gone for lemons, lettuce and some tissues. He came home with lemons, lettuce, tissues and a new belt. He's been saying that he needs a new one. I asked him if I get to keep the old one. I have an idea or two for it. I'm thinking I'll tuck it into the toy box if he's willing to let me have it...er... I mean if he's willing to let me keep it.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Blessed Sunshine is Coming My Way

Notice anything?

Look around.

All around.

Look high. And low. Left. Right.

See it?

I'll bet my detail whore twin sees it.

Heck, I will bet that she can even explain WHY.

See it? Look again.

Okay, okay. I'll give you a hint.


THERE ARE MORE BLOGS LISTED ON MY BLOG ROLL.

So sue me. That was more than just a hint.

There will be more to come.

And why are they there?

Because....

BECAUSE.....

Can you feel it? It's rising up inside of me. And when it bubbles right out of me like an explosive volcano there will be no stopping me. Not only that, it won't be my fault. I'm warning you now that you can't hold me responsible.

And what ..... what in the world could do this... have this affect on me?

Three weeks, folks. Three weeks of school and then I'm free.... free to do the happy dance. Watch it for yourself.




And do you know what's even better than the happy dance? Having three whole months of more time to be out here with you all talking about our favorite topic!!

Can you feel it?

Oh, yeah.

Okay, okay I'm sorry.

Not all of us get to take 3 months off every year but you have no idea what we put up with during the other nine. There are administrators who can drive a person to insanity. There are kids who DO drive a person to insanity. And let me pop your bubble.

Teachers do NOT get paid for the summer. We just get the money we've already earned that the district hangs onto for us. Shouldn't we get interest on that money?

Ahhhhh....summer. It's worth not getting paid.

It's worth the freedom from books and chalkdust.

Come quickly summer time!!!

Come quickly blogging time!!

And spanking time!!!

I want it all.

And I want it NOW!!!!

Okay, okay. I'm sorry. It's just that I am seeing this VERY bright light at the end of the tunnel!!

And for once, I'm certain that it's not an oncoming train. Hang in here with me folks. We're about to step out of the tunnel - dark and dreary - into the most glorious sunshine ever!!

Ahhhhhh..... yeah! I can feel it on my face already.


Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Talk to Me

How do you do it?

How do you keep the spanking passion alive when there are kids in the house?

Worse. How do you keep it going when there are adult kids in the house?

Okay so it's only ONE kid but she will be here at the end of the week and is staying till mid August.

Adam and I love our kids dearly but we've also gotten used to being on our own.

We LIKE being on our own.

When we met I was seventeen. Two and a half months later we got engaged. Five months after that we were married. Eleven months later our first child was born.


We didn't have much time on our own before the children were born. We've waited a long time to be alone. We've finally been free to indulge in the fun side of ourselves.... and yes that would be the spanko side of our life.

The thought of an adult child moving into the house drains the spanko right out of me. Why think about what will now be more difficult to achieve day to day? Why put myself through that form of torture? You know what I mean... you're in the mood but in walks the offspring. Or worse, you're all alone, in the mood but don't know when the offspring might walk in.

So really....how do you do it? I want to know. I really do. How do you keep the desire going when you know your plans for tonight or tomorrow or whenever you have plans for can be snuffed out by a simple turn of events? Plans cancelled. Child gets sick. So many things can squelch it so why bother in the first place?

What's the point? Why bother?

I don't know. I just don't know.

I really want to hear what you all have to say.

Talk to me.

Monday, May 7, 2007

Paul's Meme

I'm honored to post Paul's answers to the most recent meme running through our little circle.

Question number 1: What are three of the stupidest things you've done in your life;


At seventy plus I’ve had plenty of opportunities to be stupid,

When I was 15 I ran away from a damn good apprenticeship because I listened to idiot adults.

At 14 I started to smoke, I thought that it made me look older.

At 18 I tried to out drink a Scotsman, I couldn’t!!!

Question number 2: At the current moment, who has the most influence on your life?

Tara my nearly twenty year old blind and deaf bitch.


Question number 3: If you were given a time machine that functioned, and you were allowed to only pick five people to dine with, who would you pick?


Mel, my parents, a maternal grandmother and a paternal grandfather, I would really have liked Mel to meet my birth family.

Question number 4: If you had three wishes that were not supernatural, what would they be?

For mankind to live in accord with their Mother the Earth.

For mankind to live within it’s means.

For there to be peace on earth.

Question number 5: Someone is visiting your hometown/place where you live at the moment. Name two things you regret your city not having, and two things people should avoid.

A theater and a Concert hall.

Our high street and the local night club.

Question number 6: Name one event that has changed your life.

Meeting Mel.


Question number 7: Is not a question. It's a command. Tag five other people.

I think everyone has done it.