Beds, Trips, Dreams

I've done my homework. More than likely my issues that I wrote about yesterday are from a lack of one of my very important meds for two months because the people who work for my doctor - to quote PK - are assholes. It's a long story and I've probably already told it on here and if I haven't it's okay. Just know that I went two months without an important drug because some people weren't doing their jobs.

Guess what we got today? A new mattress for our bed. New bedroom furniture is coming next month. It's currently on back order. Anyhow, the new mattress is QUIET.

The third offspring hates air conditioning so she keeps her bedroom door closed and the vent closed. I'm thinking if we're really quiet she won't hear our nocturnal activities. We can save the noisy stuff for when she's out of the house. Between our new quiet bed and her fan running..........hmmmmm....

We leave for our vacation in one week. PK and I will meet face to face soon. How cool is that? Now y'all know that PK and I are both private people who both believe firmly in the bonds of marriage and would never ever in a million years step outside those bonds, right? And I'm sure those of you who know us best know that there won't be any group spanking stories to tell. Sorry if that's a disappointment to anyone but that's just not our thing.

You will get to hear stories of us going out to dinner, sitting by the pool, and other such things. And yes, I'll hopefully have some stories to tell like last year's vacation, I'm sure.

PK and I have talked about that... about y'all thinking we might be getting together to ummm... do things. I said to her "You don't think they think that we ..... " We answered in unison: "Nah." I am excited to meet her and Nick. And I'll be sure to tell her that you all said hello.

Shifting gears....

Here's a story I've been following for about 3 years now and am very excited about. Have you heard about the car which is buried in Tulsa Oklahoma? I think it's the coolest thing ever. Here's a link to the story. Go read it and do some research of your own.

I find this absolutely fascinating. I think it will be the coolest thing ever if it's in really good shape. I'd love to be there when they dig it up.

Shifting gears again....

Adam's still been taking a crack at my rear when opportunity sits down in front of him. Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling. These women who get their warm fuzzies from dining out, flowers, candy, etc are missing the big picture that I see clearly. I'm wanting my medical issues resolved so that he can do this properly.... Ain't nuttin' better than strong arms pulling one's pants down to the knees and going at it. Does anything say I love you better than a blistered behind?

Sigh........

Shifting gears again... and then I'll quit....

I had a dream last night. I told Adam about it when I got up this morning.

Adam, a dog (not our pup), and myself were swimming....

In the sky...

We were swimming in the sky.

We were leaving the car parked somewhere and then swimming in the air. I told him we had to keep swimming or we'd fall out of the sky.


Of course he did his best Dorey imitation. Just keep swimming... just keep swimming...

Then there was this ultra lite plane flying around us. It was red and decorated like a race car. There was a little old man flying it. He was ticked. I had to keep swimming in the air while I tried to talk to him. I wanted to know why he was so mad. Apparently he kept swooping down low to the ground but no one would give him a banana.

After Adam was done laughing at me and asking questions about the details of the dream (we take each other's dreams very seriously ... yeah. Right) he then asks "Have you been playing computer games again?"

Okay I guess you had to be there. It was funny. Then again, Adam and I often make our own humor that no one else in the world would find funny. That's what makes us... well... us.

Okay. I promised to quit so I will.

Bye y'all. (I'm practicing)