Public Blogging News

Okay.

I can't take it.

I'm going back to the public eye.

I've deleted most posts which refer to my occupation and of course there is no reference to it in my profile. See, the thing is I miss the fun of being "part of the gang."

And I've got some news for the whole world to see.

My twin.

PK.

She's MEAN!!

Now hear me out. I know most of you like her better than me but that's only cuz you don't know her like I do.

First off, I mentioned in passing back in October that my weight should catch hers by Christmas. She went into orbit and was all over me from that moment on. And now? She's scared so she's bumped the date from Christmas to her birthday.

And if that weren't enough, today she informs me that when I lose I have to come clean her house.

I yelled, "I don't even clean my own house.... why would I clean yours?" Oh, okay. So it would be an excuse to see one another again but really, people... listen to me a minute. She's manipulating me into a position where I don't stand a chance! Is this fair I ask you?

It was just a comment. A simple comment. And even with the date being changed she's sabotaging all my efforts. She even called me a bad mother when I told her that I was going to the gym tonight. She said I was abandoning my child. Ummmm... excuse me? The "child" to which she refers is twenty two years old!! And she didn't want to go to the gym with me.

I fought back.

I hit her with my best shot... "At least I cook for my kids when they are home."

PK informed me that she cooks for LJ all the time when he's home. I couldn't resist. I asked her what - exactly - does she cook for him. She says she puts a hotdog in the microwave now and then... or a frozen pizza in the oven.

Hmmm...

Amazing the boy doesn't have clogged arteries already.

What's my point? To let you all know that my twin is taking this weight loss thing way too far. She's encouraging me to eat bad things and to not exercise.

Why?

Because she's scared, that's why!!!

So anyhow....... as much as I love her, guess what I did tonight? I walked for one solid hour at the gym.

So there, twin.

So if you're not busy, stop by her place tonight and encourage her to enjoy that big old staff lunch tomorrow at work.


Footnote- PK here...

Can you believe this? Can you believe she called me evil? Talk about the original evil twin! And to attack both my mothering and cooking skills! When talking about cooking for LJ is conveniently forgot to mention that I also sometime put a Hot Pocket in the microwave for him! And I sometimes make him grilled cheese! So there!!

On the other hand her daughter drives hours and hours to see her parents and what does her loving mother do? She leaves this poor girl home alone merely to go exercise to try to beat me. Or get me beat, whatever.

And one more thing – I have never told her to eat stuff she is not supposed to. Just to eat when she is supposed to because she is never hungry! She is just tormenting me because we are having a big eat fest at work tomorrow! Every goody imaginable! I am not even going into the room tomorrow. I really want to beat Eva, I mean I want Adam to beat her, well you know want I mean.

And yes I really do love her dearly, I will be thrilled when she passes me on her phenomenal weight loss journey, as long as it is after the 15^th!