What We Did at PK and Nick's House

What a weekend!!!

It was EXACTLY what we needed. Adam and I got to PK and Nick's house about 10:30 Thursday night. We hugged and visited a bit then the three of us - me, Adam, and the pup - totally crashed in LJ's room.

Our entire intent was to RELAX. Not site see. Not follow a schedule. Just RELAX and that's EXACTLY what we did for three whole days. It was amazing.

I got to see where PK works. She gave us the grand tour.

I even met some of her coworkers. Shhhhhhh... don't tell her but they now know PK's dirty little secret. Anyhow, now when PK and I email back and forth from work, I can picture her at her desk in her neon colored chair!!!

We lounged at the pool.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh..............................

That was wonderful. I got to work on evening out my farmer tan a bit.

We played Bocce. Mollie is really good at that!!! Actually none of us were all that horrible at it.

And guess what, y'all?

PK can too cook!!!

She made a fabulous chicken pot pie for us the first night. After that, I pretty much took charge of the kitchen. Since she hates it, she didn't seem to mind a bit.

Saturday night I got to see Jane. You know who she is, right? PK's friend who recently found out that PK and I are Spankos?? I told her that I didn't know what PK told her but that I am just a plane, Jane Yankee.

She didn't buy it.

You'd have to know Jane. She's an amazing woman. She, too, had gastric bypass and has lost 150 pounds. Her sense of humor is like none other. We think that she might be leading as secret Internet life.

Yup.

It's entirely possible that she goes by the name of Cassie and is one of us. The jury is still out on that but when PK and I are sure, we'll get back to you. Adam's pretty convinced though. He thinks Cassie and Jane are the same person.

We had plenty of talks when Mollie disappeared on us. We talked about butt plugs, spanking, different implements, sex... you know... just all the normal, everyday stuff you talk to friends about.

And oh, yeah... we talked about corn hole.

Come to find out it means different things in different parts of the country. Hop over to PK's site and vote in her corn hole survey if you haven't already. PK is doing a survey about that topic since we didn't quite agree on its meaning.

And PK's so sweet. She left gifts in our room. There was candy on the pillows. There was a lovely back scratcher near the bed AND reading material under the blankets. She's such a thoughtful hostess.

The best part of the whole trip was the whole trip. It was very relaxing. Mostly we visited, lounged by the pool, and watched the Olympics. It was exactly what we wanted and needed.

Oh, and one more thing... If PK tries feeding you some nonsense about Adam spanking me for getting mouthy by the pool... LIES... all lies. I would never get mouthy with Adam!!!!

Adam's New Rule

So yesterday we had a couple hours all to ourselves. Adam was home from work. We had 2 hours till we had to be somewhere and Offspring #3 was out of town.

Hmmmm....

What to do... what to do....

We're learning that we have to strike while the iron's hot!! I mean these opportunities seem to be so few and far between these days that we're well aware that we need to take care of business when the opportunity arises... whether we're in the mood.... or not.

I wasn't really so what's a girl to do?

I cut right through all the red tape and pulled out the big gun...

You know the one I mean.... HMW

aka "Hitachi" for short.

aka "Hitachi Magic Wand" cuz that's what it's called on the box.

aka "Oh Gawd I'm cumming now so stand back or you're gonna get soaking wet and by the way I sure hope I don't get frizzled cuz we all know electric and liquid don't mix" cuz that's the best way to describe it.

Those of you who own and love one know exactly what I mean. Those of you who don't... well you might be missing something fantastic. That's just my humble opinion, of course.

Anyhow, that darn thing had me flying in no time at all. And for those of you who hate me for all the backscratchers I've purchased for others you'll be happy to know I had a fair amount of that used on my backside along with the "handy" flyswatter like we bought all our LA friends AND that nasty little split tail whip.

Yummmm-o

The spanking I got felt like he was really going to town on me when in reality I know he doesn't put a lot of muscle into it but dang it was all pretty sting oriented. Oh, and there was plenty of his hand, too.

Yum yum yum.

I was in a pretty playful mood with it all and was saying things like "damn, that hurts" and "ow ow ow OW OUCH." I guess Adam got tired of hearing me whine cuz that's when he set forth this new rule of his which is simple really.

He said, "From now on when you say ow you are just going to get it harder."

The smart ass in me wanted to start saying "Ouch" instead of "ow" but I figured he would know that I knew exactly what he meant.

So try coming up with something new to say when you want to say OWWWWW. It's impossible. It was then that I started getting giggly but figured that might get me in deeper too so I did the only thing I could do.... when you're worried about your mouth getting you into trouble, just stuff it full of something.. anything... so you can't talk.

I grabbed the closest thing I could get my hands on.

Damn, CeeCi, that oil sure does change the whole BJ perspective. I do LIKE giving head now. Wow!!

Seriously for those who haven't ever tried it, grab about $65 and run, don't walk, to the nearest adult store in your area and ask for Kama Sutra oil of love. You won't be sorry!!! Trust me. Heck, trust Grace. She is an oil fan now too!

Oh, it's only $15.

That other $50?

Spend that on a HMW if you don't already own one. You won't be sorry about that either!!!

So I'm off to visit my twin.

And guess what?

Tomorrow morning when I wake up in her house, it will be her weigh in day.

Her house is small people!! I will hear it all!! AND give you a full report!!

Be back soon!!!

Wow!!!!

As you know it's been one heck of a good year for me. In the past year I've seen my twin a number of times and get to go see her again tomorrow. That's been major!! PK and Nick are a major part of our lives even though they live so far away from us. We're thankful though that it's only a day trip really and we can see each other fairly often.

Another major milestone in my life is the one you're all probably sick of hearing about but I have to talk about again. I can't even promise that this will be the last time I talk about it but it's a possibility.

One year ago today - August 13, 2007 - I had gastric bypass surgery. At that point I'd lost about 35 pounds over the summer and have since lost an additional 105 pounds for a whopping total of 140 pounds.

Sooooooooooooooo.......

Happy anniversary to me!!!!

It's been an awesome ride and YES I would do it all over again.

To put it in perspective, I've lost 140 pounds meaning I've gone from 292 to 152. My T-shirt size has gone from a 3X to a medium. My pants size? 26 allllllllllllllllllll the way

down


down


down


to a size

SIX 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And here's one that just blows my mind. My waist has gone from 47 inches to 28 inches!! Okay so the May surgery when my doc fixed a hernia and removed 6 pounds of skin helped in that area but still.... even these size six jeans have some growing room in them.

Life's good!!

It was not the easy way out. Some folks think that. Had it been easy, I would have done it a long time ago. I'm all for easy!!!! But worth it? You betcha it was!!! I'd do it all over again if I had to.

Thin is wonderful!!!!

So go ahead, just one more time, pat me on the back and tell me how proud you are and I promise I won't bring the subject up again for a while!!!

Oh, and no, that picture at the top of this post is NOT me but my change has been that drastic.... maybe even moreso!!!

Is It THAT Time Already??

We are closing in on that time of the year. It's time to wrap up the summer, let it go, and get back to work.

**POUTING**

I don't wanna go!! Don't make me!!!

I want more fun!! I loved PK, Nick, and Mollie coming for a visit. We had such a nice time!! And LA? Well, that was fantastic!! I'm now head over heals for Grace and CeeCi!! It's all gone by WAY too fast. I don't want it to end!!!

When I left PK in LA I told her, "You know, this is the first time in quite a while that we've parted ways with no plans for getting together again."

Oh, I knew we'd see each other again. That's a given!!

I just didn't know WHEN.

We'd been hoping for October however Nick has an iron in the fire so we're pretty sure that won't happen. Winter? FORGET IT!! I don't like the thought of traveling in ice and snow ergo that takes us to next Spring more than likely unless October ends up working out.

In the meantime I got the sweetest emails from PK's Nick the other day after we got back from LA. He sent the following pictures along with three others. First he sent this one along with one of a nice clean bedroom.

I smiled and responded back that yes, indeed, PK has done some cleaning!!!

Then Nick sent this one along with another of two children's ducky kind of inner tubes.



I looked at them both and thought "organizing inner tubes in a pool is taking the cleaning thing a bit too far. They'll just float away from each other."

At that point I wrote Nick and asked if I was missing the point or something. To which he asked me "what's missing in these pictures?" Along with that, he sent this photo and another of two different chairs set up near the pool.





At that point, I wasn't real positive I got it but responded with "I know!!! Me!!! I'm missing."

At that he wrote back and informed me that, basically, I'm a lousy mathematician. He told me I'd only solved HALF the equation.

I then asked if it was "Me and Adam?"

Me and PK?

Me and Grace?

CeeCi?

Nick told me that I should ask Adam.

And there you have it. That was how Nick invited us to have one last hurrah. Before all the hustle, bustle chaos of work begins again Adam and I are taking one quick road trip. A week from today we will hop in the car, drive 500 miles (with the pup) to do just ONE thing: Sit around the pool and visit with PK and Nick for two or three wonderful days!!

I can't wait!!!!

How will we survive winter without getting together?

Special addition for CeeCi and Grace!!
Here are the other two chairs.

I've Been Busy . . .

Yup. I've been busy.

Doing what?

Writing this post over at LA Kink!!!

Since there's not much here to read, go over there and have a look.

KamaSutra

For Fanny and others who might be curious!!!

The Latest

Have you been to LA Kink? Make sure you go often and make sure you don't stop with one post. As PK said, with 4 of us posting there we are stepping all over each other so make sure you have read all the posts.

LA Kink is the most fun I've had since LA itself which is the most fun I've had ... well... ever. Are you sick of hearing about it? Gosh I hope not because we're just getting started. There's so much to tell!!!

Soon I'll be posting about all the new toys Adam and I got complete with pictures. We've not tried them ALL yet but I got an excellent smattering of three of them last night.

The first was something CeeCi talked Grace into. She did such an awesome sales pitch that I just had to try it myself. I must tell you, I'm glad I did!!! It's a flavored oil (see picture on left). CeeCi told Grace that it has a quite pleasing taste and would help in the BJ department of her life.

Truth be known, BJ's have never been my favorite thing either. I just don't whine about it quite as much as Grace does!! LOL

Anyhow, I tried it. I like it. I'll be doing it again. In fact, Adam might tell you that is the best BJ he's ever gotten. At lease I think it was. Nice stuff. I'll have to find somewhere around here that sells it or I can just order more I guess. I'd like to try another flavor or two.

Anyhow, after that I got the best spanking I've had in AGES!!!! We used two new toys. I hate to tell you what they are because you'll get to see them soon at LA Kink when I post pictures of all my new stuff. Oh well. I'll tell you what they are but you'll have to keep checking at LA Kink for the pictures.

The first is a new crop!!! Yipppppeeeeee for me!! If you've followed this site for the two years it's been alive and breathing then you know the crop - in my opinion - is the yummiest of all yummy things!!! The old one is awesome but this new one is even better. It's so much more sophisticated and refined than the old black one we have. You'll see!!!

Adam went to town on my rear with that thing. Yum. Ouch. Yowza. Thank you sir, may I have another!!!!!!

And then we tried out our new split tail whip. Yes, folks. WHIP!!! It is wonderful!! Has a great wrap around sting to it. Again, keep checking LA Kink for pictures. They'll be up before too terribly long.

And speaking of LA Kink CeeCi revealed herself as the owner of the new split tail tawse. It's quite lovely. I got to hold it in my hand and smack it against my thigh. Would have bought one myself but Adam and I already had found the whip. I figured one split tail item per trip is PLENTY for my rear!!!

This, however, leaves the cuffs, the plug, and the paddle to be matched to myself, PK, and Grace. I'm amused that many of you thought the cuffs were CeeCi's while the tawse is mine. Wrongamundo!!!

Since Adam and I still have new toys to try I'm hoping for a nice time tonight while the house is still empty. Offspring #3 is out of state for a wedding till later tomorrow. She seriously needs to find a job!!!! She claims to be moving out at the end of September, job or no job. Yeah right. How well is that going to work?

Well, I guess I better get off the computer considering it's a tad uncomfortable to sit today!!! One more thing before I go....

The anniversary of my gastric bypass is coming up on August 13. I've lost over 140 pounds. I'm about done losing although a tad is coming off here and there still. For the most part, this whole saga is in the past and I'm ready to move on with my skinny life so take a look at my new ticker!!!

I'm counting down to the due date of when I become a first time Grandma!!! How cool is that!!!!