A Quick One

I don't have a lot of time but just wanted to post a quick one.

This weekend with PK, Grace, and C.c is already fantastic!!! I knew it would be. Like them I was nervous.

I knew things would be fine with Nick and PK. After all, this is the 6th time in about a year that we've been together. It's old hat.

As for Grace and C.c.....

I knew Grace and I were gonna get along just fine the minute the elevator door carrying her and Bossman opened and I laid eyes on her. We both squealed like little girls on Christmas morning and haven't shut our mouths since.

As for C.c.... guys, listen. For one thing she is just beautiful all the way to the bone but I knew things would be great with her when she grabbed my hand and we walked through the airport holding hands like little school kids on the playground.

And the men? They are yacking away almost as much as us women. I gotta tell you, all of us girls have excellent taste in men.

Sigh.

Life is good. Do I really have to go home? Can't I just stay here?

Oh, and be sure to ask PK to post someday about her vanilla friend who now knows she's a spanko whore. ROFLMAO

More later.... but for now we're off for some fun with these wonderful friends.

Leavin' on a Jet Plane

It's finally here!!!!

Adam and I are leaving home today. Tomorrow we fly to the west coast at the very early hour of 7 a.m. Since the airport is about an hour and a half from home we thought we'd get a room and stay nearby tonight so we can sleep a bit longer in the morning. We'll be attending a conference for a couple days and then finally the fun will begin.

PK will fly in from the right. C.c will fly in from straight ahead while Grace drives in from straight ahead. That's if I'm facing north.

I can't wait till afterwards to tell you all about it. Grace claims that she'll have the truth, but seriously have I ever lied to you? And PK? You certainly can't trust her. She only tells half truths leaving someone else holding the bag and looking bad... usually me!!! LOL

I think I'm all packed but I've got to go over the list one more time and then verify some things with Adam.

PK said something about packing or not packing toys... hmmmm... they only go through your carry on stuff, right? We can pretty much put what we want in the suitcase, yes?

Anyhow, I think you all ought to have a party over at PK's while she's gone. Go ahead, mess the place up. I promise you she won't notice and even if she does, she won't care.

I haven't flown in 10 years. Heck I've only had to for 5 trips in my life. Twice my luggage has been lost. 40% is not that great. And once my ear drum popped because we were in the back of the plane by an engine so loud we couldn't even talk to each other. No kidding, I couldn't hear Adam and he was shouting. It was a nightmare flight. I called the airline. I told them what happened and how I have plenty of friends and a really big mouth. The next day they delivered an apology fruit basket and four airline vouchers for $150 each. That was sweet. Our kids used them eventually. And I've forgiven them. We're using them again tomorrow. One of our 4 flights is in the back of the plane. Adam is going to try today to have our seats moved. Wish him luck. I kind of value my eardrum. It was about 2 months before I could hear in that ear again and there was a constant low pitched ringing that whole time. I do NOT want to experience that again.

So did you notice my ticker? I bought new jeans yesterday. SIX.. freakin' size SIX. Honestly, it's perfect. It can't get any better than what it is right now. For over 30 years I've wondered what a 12 or 14 might feel like. This is beyond my wildest dreams. You know what does NOT have me stressed? Fitting into a seat on the airplane. No problem!!!!!!

Well hey, I'll be around reading and checking my email. I'm not sure how much I'll post but I do promise a picture or two eventually.

Happy Birthday Mthc!!!

It's a special day weekend...
Join me in wishing Mthc
a wonderfully happy 49th Birthday!!
Drop her an email at Mthcmom@aol.com
and wish her the best one ever!!!!
or better yet..

there's a party goin' on right here
Pop in and have some fun!!!!

The Answers

The following post is the questions you asked and my responses to them...

From PK in email:

- Are you happy?

What do you think??? Hehehehe.... Adam is feeling so much better these days. My tube is gone. Life is gooooooood. Dang!!!!

From Mthc (in email) and Debbie:

- Was it good...??

Again, what do you think? It was the first time in 3 1/2 months. Even if it had been the worst ever it would have been awesome!!!!!

From Mthc in email:

- Did you find that libido??

No. It found me!!!!

From mthc in comments:

- What position?

At the risk of giving TMI, because it was THAT freakin' stinkin' miserable time of the month it was in the shower. He was behind me. His arm reaches all the way around my waist now which is very very very cool. Nice secure feeling.

- Hot and nasty or soft and gentle..

Mostly soft and gentle. Give me a break. It's been a while. I'm fragile!!!!

- wood or leather or something else.

It was kind of unplanned and since we were in the shower which is on an entirely different floor from where the toys are stashed he just used the things God gave him. IOW, his hand.

- How does it feel with less padding?

Surprisingly it feels GOOD. He went easy on me though since we have to work our way back into this. We've already had a second round where he got a bit more intense and used a new toy. It's a flyswatter. Hand made. Leather. NICE and stingy. And yummy.

From my twin:

- Are we talking sex, spanking or both?

BOTH!!!

- When did this happen?

In the shower Sunday afternoon.

- Exactly what led up to it?

I asked him to join me when I got my shower... hoping....

- What does it feel like to be spanked when you have a size 6 butt?

Nice!!! Of course like I said, he went easier on me cuz we're new at this. Well, not new but you know what I mean. It was wonderful. Didn't hurt a lot. It just felt good. And during sex, he had me so the water was trickling down my face and onto other things. Nice. Hot. Amazing. Fun.

- Implements?

Just his hand... but like I said we've since tried out a nice new toy!!!

- HMW?

We were in the shower!! You trying to get me frizzled?

- Did you smoke afterwards? Did Adam? (I don’t mean cigarettes)

Just a little.

- Do skinny people like sex?

I don't know. Do they? Oh. Wait. You're talking to me? Well ummmm... if I qualify as skinny then yes, yes, HELLLLL yes.

- Are you going to do it again?

Already have!!! I seriously hope and pray that our dry spell is over and that things get back to "normal" whatever that might be.

- Does the pup mind when Dad spanks Mom?

Only when it happens in the kitchen. He jumps up and tries to bite my butt or his hand (not sure which). He left us alone while we were in the shower. And then Tuesday morning while we were playing in bed, he left us alone. Looks like our little boy is growing up.

- Why did you make your Twin have to ask questions here?

I dunno. Guess I just wanted to share our conversation with the rest of the world for a change. Saves me from having to type it all twice.

From David

- Was it just one or multiple orgasms?

Just one. We'll get it all back though... it's coming along nicely this week.

- Did you moan or scream?

I'm honestly not a screamer. Is Mthc? Moaning seems to happen though.

- Is your butt good and red?

It's definitely good!!! Tuesday morning Adam said it was red but he didn't say anything about the shower episode.

From Paul:

- Eva, did this spanking really turn you on?

Most definitely which means (skipping and dancing) my libido is back in action!!!

- and was Adam able to satisfy you afterwards.

Before during and after!! Adam is always satisfying!!!

From Grace: (sigh)

- How much wood does a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Are you kidding? Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Next you'll be wanting to know why she sells seashells by the seashore. But seriously, you are about to be made sorry you asked....(answer found here)

This is difficult to answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

Some say it depends on three factors:

• The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

• The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

• The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.

Others say:

• He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

• If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!

• A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

• A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

• If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

• If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

• It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.

• One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.

• It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

• Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.

• It depends on how good his dentures are!

• A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.

• About 5.72 fluid litres of wood

• About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.

• Um....... 23????

• Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more wood than a woodchuck.

• If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it.

Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly. (found here)

- Why is the sky blue?

Transmitted light (from the sun, light bulbs, fire, etc) is made up of a spectrum of colors. The longest wavelengths of light are on the red end of the spectrum and the shortest wavelengths are on the blue/violet end of the spectrum.

When transmitted light such as sunlight enters our atmosphere it collides with the oxygen and nitrogen atoms. The color with the shorter wavelength is scattered more by this collision. Because violet and blue are the shortest wavelengths the sky appears to be violet / blue. But because our eyes are more sensitive to blue light than they are violet light, we perceive the sky as blue.

Our eyes contain thousand of rods and cones, which are the receptors for light. Whenever one of the 3 Stooges pokes you in the eye you see a giant blue spot. This is because the blue receptors have been activated. Blue is one of the primary colors and thus more easily activated and seen by our eyes.

Blue is also how I feel when my baby leaves and my hound dog dies. Also, how I feel when the cops pull me over and I see their blue lights flashing in my rear view mirror. Then, again, blue is the color of the K-mart special, so this color isn't all bad.

- What is the meaning of life?

• If you're questioning the meaning of life because you've been unhappy and depressed a good bit, click here.

• On a related note, if you want to know the meaning of life because you feel useless and worthless, click here.

• If you want to see our answer so that you can prove your intellectual prowess by poking holes in it, click here.

• If something awful just happened to you or someone you care about and you don't understand why bad things happen to good people, click here.

• If you would like to help the world but most of the rest of the world seems completely insane, click here.

• If you wonder why there is so much hatred in the world, click here.

• If you wonder why there is so much violence in our society, click here.

• If you really don't care about the meaning of life, you're just surfing and ended up here, click here.

- How many more days until I can get those details in person?

Just a few. Hang on!!!

From Littlestangel:

- Where do babies come from?

Watch this. It will explain everything....

Bored No More

I was bored.

I found this.

It kept me entertained for a while.

Too funny.

I especially loved the secretary one. Make sure you actually type the word secretary as one of your words.

Mini Post

I'm interrupting this blog to bring you a public service announcement....

Hey y'all..... Friggin' guess what?? Yeah. You know it. IT has finally happened in our house. What, with my drain gone, offspring 3 out of the house for a few days AND Adam feeling better....

I'm not going to give you any details yet and here's why. You are gonna ask what you want to know.... Ask me anything. Go ahead. Don't be shy.

When 48 hours are up or I have 10 questions (whichever comes LAST) I will make a question and answer post out of your questions. So ask... what do you want to know? Check back in a day or two for my post answering all your questions. If you want to ask anonymously just email me your question and I'll be sure to include it without identifying you. (evadry3@yahoo.com)

We now resume our blog already in progress.....

A One Word Meme

1. Where is your cell phone? ………….. purse

2. Your significant other?………...…….. Adam

3. Your hair? …………………………….. straight

4. Your mother? …………… ……….. deceased

5. Your father?……………… …………….. dead

6. Your favorite thing?…………………….. blogs

7. Your dream last night?…………….. forgotten

8. Your favorite drink? …… ……….. macchiato

9. Your dream/goal?…………….. grandchildren

10. The room you’re in?………………….. living

11. Your ex?……………… ………….. forgotten

12. Your fear?…………… ………….. drowning

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years?….. living

14. Where were you last night?………….. porch

15. What you’re not?……………………….. FAT!!!

16. Muffins?…………………………………….. NO

17. One of your wish list items?……….. furniture

18. Where you grew up?………………….. school

19. The last thing you did?………………….. email

20. What are you wearing?……………….. clothes

21. Your TV?………………………………….. Movie

22. Your pets?………………………………….. fun

23. Your computer? ……………………….. laptop

24. Your life?………………………………….. active

25. Your mood?……………………………….. tired

26. Missing someone?……………………….. yes

27. Your car?………………………………….. Ford

28. Something you’re not wearing?…….. Hat

29. Favorite Store?………………………….. Kohl's

30. Your summer?……………………….. peaceful

31. Like(love) someone?……………….. naturally

32. Your favorite color?……………………. darks

33. Last time you laughed?………….. afternoon

34. Last time you cried?………………….. dunno

35. Who will re-post this?……………….. everyone